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Computer |
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Message:
My computer lost my away message.
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On: 2004-03-23 23:02:39 |
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Msg Eaten |
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Message:
My dog ate my away message.
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On: 2004-03-23 23:03:27 |
| Title:
75% |
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Message:
The latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75% of the population
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On: 2004-03-23 23:03:48 |
| Title:
no sense 2 |
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Message:
i'm ready...i'm ready...i'm not ready!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~another great spongbobism
but, how does this quote apply to my away message??? you may never know...
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On: 2004-03-23 23:04:18 |
| Title:
no concentration |
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Message:
ok...
i didn't mean to walk away...
i just can't...
penguins are so cool...
what was i saying? oh!...
i can't concentrate so when i saw that shiny thing over there i went to find it, but now that I am here...
grande means big...
shoot...what was i saying?
oh yeah... i forgot what i went over here for and i can't find what i forgot i am looking for...
dory is my idol...
poop! what was i telling you? I can't remember!!!oh...i can't talk to you since that shiny thing has my attention...
but i love you still...
<>*~*your name*~*<>
*ducks are cool to*
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On: 2004-03-23 23:04:47 |
| Title:
blonde |
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Message:
One day a blonde comes out of the tanning salon. She wants to make some money so she goes to one of the rich neighborhoods. She rings the door bell and say, "HI,is there anything I could do for your house or u???"
The man thinks and says, "Sure, can paint my porch. You will find all the stuff in the garage."
The girl says, "O.K., How much will you pay me?"
The man says, "How much does fifty bucks sound?"
The quickly agrees and get straight to work. The wife who had heard the conversation inside says, "50 bucks, I hope she knows the porch goes all around the house!"
25 minutes later the girl knocks on the door and says, "O.K. I am done. Can I have my money now?"
surprised the man replies, "O.K. Let me get the money"
he comes back and the girl says as she is leaving, "By the way, it's a Ferrari, not a Porch!"
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On: 2004-03-23 23:05:58 |
| Title:
roses are red |
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Message:
roses r red money iz green--kizz mah azz cuz i b tha queen!!
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On: 2004-03-23 23:06:20 |
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barney |
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Message:
The truth is finally known! Barney seems innocent and sweet but in fact he is Satan. It's all very simple:
1) Start with the given: CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR
2) Change all U's to V's (which is proper Latin anyway): CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR
3) Extract all Roman Numerals: C V V L D I V
4) Convert into Arabic values: 100 5 5 50 500 1 5
5) Add all the numbers: 666
Thus, Barney is Satan.
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On: 2004-03-23 23:06:50 |
| Title:
guys...... |
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Message:
Guys are just ike slinkys........they are fun to watch fall down the stairs * and thats what i am doing so leave me a message!!
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On: 2004-03-23 23:07:14 |
| Title:
blondies |
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Message:
brunetz MaY PLay Da GaMe But blondiezzZZ WiLL aLwaYzZ ScoRE!!
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On: 2004-03-23 23:07:31 |
| Title:
barbie |
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Message:
iF BaRbiE iS SOoOo PoPuLaR, Y Do YoU hAve To BuY HeR FriEndzZ?
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On: 2004-03-23 23:08:00 |
| Title:
playboy AWAY! |
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Message:
playboy bunny!
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On: 2004-03-23 23:08:31 |
| Title:
gone |
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Message:
i have gone to look for myself...if you find me before i do...tell me to stay there! bbs
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On: 2004-03-23 23:09:19 |
| Title:
brb... |
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Message:
I'll b rite bac-dun miss me 2 much whyl im gone!
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On: 2004-03-23 23:10:43 |
| Title:
movie $ |
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Message:
movie-5$ new jeans-55$ new shirt-25$ shoes-85$ /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ making out w. the hottie sitting next to me- pricless for everything else theres boi friends!
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On: 2004-03-23 23:11:40 |
| Title:
GuRLz |
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Message:
WE dA oNeZ u HaTe tO LoVe bUt aLwAyZ LoVe To HaTe We Da OnEz WhO dAnCe iT uP & EnTeR fAsHiOnAbLy LaTe We Da OnEz GuYz WhIsTLe aT WhILE We SnIcKeR & SmILe We Da SeXy LiL mAmIz WhO aLwAyZ sTrUt oUt StUfF wId StYLe We WaLkIn WiD a SeXy StRuT FoEvA rEpPiN iT uP LyK WuT Me & My GuRlZ Be PiMpIn iT ShYt iTz OuR wOrLd u JuS LiVe iN iT
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On: 2004-03-23 23:12:27 |
| Title:
Me N mY cLiCc |
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Message:
-O-mE and My gurLz-O- -x-wEre sEnt FroM HeVeN-X- -O-baKin eachotHa uP 24/7-O- -X- mEss wit mE or onE of my CreW-X- -O- O DaNg hunnY id HAte 2 b YoU-O-
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On: 2004-03-23 23:17:02 |
| Title:
AcT a FooL |
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Message:
sEx DrUgS aCtiN fOoL sMoKiN wEeD sKiPpIn sKoOl FucK tHa PaNtIeS bUy a ThOnG pArTy hArD aLl NiTe LoNg hOeS sUcK n ThEN tHeY DiE LoSeRs sUcK n sTiLL sTaY HiGh DrInK tHa BaCaRdi tAkE a sHoT FucK tHa gUy yew ThInK iS hOt sMoKe a BoWl n say oowwwhhhweee wE'rE tHa BiTcHeS oF *20o3*
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On: 2004-03-23 23:19:45 |
| Title:
Haha |
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Message:
Away messages are like too weird!! Hahaha nah haha hahaha
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On: 2004-03-23 23:20:20 |
| Title:
Hehehe |
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Message:
Why are away messages soo stupid ...no one really doesnt kno what to say!!
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On: 2004-03-23 23:20:47 |
