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dog |
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Message:
My dog ate my away message!
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On: 2004-03-23 22:59:08 |
| Title:
drink n drive |
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Message:
nevah evah drink n drive....u might spill.
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On: 2004-03-23 22:59:30 |
| Title:
Walk Walk |
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Message:
:-DIm going on a walk to this place the neighborhood im gonna trip then fall and ill blame it on you !!!:-D
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On: 2004-03-23 22:59:54 |
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Lonely tree |
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Message:
The tree outside looks lonely, I'm going outside to give it a hug
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On: 2004-03-23 23:00:15 |
| Title:
computer falls |
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Message:
My computer fell over and trying to get it back up.
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On: 2004-03-23 23:00:34 |
| Title:
Staring Contest |
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Message:
I am currently having a staring contest with my computer.
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On: 2004-03-23 23:00:51 |
| Title:
Paint |
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Message:
I'm not here, watching paint dry.
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On: 2004-03-23 23:01:11 |
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Lost Penny |
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Message:
I lost my penny outside and I'm trying to find it.
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On: 2004-03-23 23:01:42 |
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IM LOST! |
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Message:
I'm not here at the moment.. I think I'm lost.
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On: 2004-03-23 23:02:02 |
| Title:
Open-minded |
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Message:
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
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On: 2004-03-23 23:02:21 |
| Title:
Computer |
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Message:
My computer lost my away message.
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On: 2004-03-23 23:02:39 |
| Title:
Msg Eaten |
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Message:
My dog ate my away message.
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On: 2004-03-23 23:03:27 |
| Title:
75% |
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Message:
The latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75% of the population
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On: 2004-03-23 23:03:48 |
| Title:
no sense 2 |
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Message:
i'm ready...i'm ready...i'm not ready!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~another great spongbobism
but, how does this quote apply to my away message??? you may never know...
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On: 2004-03-23 23:04:18 |
| Title:
no concentration |
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Message:
ok...
i didn't mean to walk away...
i just can't...
penguins are so cool...
what was i saying? oh!...
i can't concentrate so when i saw that shiny thing over there i went to find it, but now that I am here...
grande means big...
shoot...what was i saying?
oh yeah... i forgot what i went over here for and i can't find what i forgot i am looking for...
dory is my idol...
poop! what was i telling you? I can't remember!!!oh...i can't talk to you since that shiny thing has my attention...
but i love you still...
<>*~*your name*~*<>
*ducks are cool to*
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On: 2004-03-23 23:04:47 |
| Title:
blonde |
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Message:
One day a blonde comes out of the tanning salon. She wants to make some money so she goes to one of the rich neighborhoods. She rings the door bell and say, "HI,is there anything I could do for your house or u???"
The man thinks and says, "Sure, can paint my porch. You will find all the stuff in the garage."
The girl says, "O.K., How much will you pay me?"
The man says, "How much does fifty bucks sound?"
The quickly agrees and get straight to work. The wife who had heard the conversation inside says, "50 bucks, I hope she knows the porch goes all around the house!"
25 minutes later the girl knocks on the door and says, "O.K. I am done. Can I have my money now?"
surprised the man replies, "O.K. Let me get the money"
he comes back and the girl says as she is leaving, "By the way, it's a Ferrari, not a Porch!"
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On: 2004-03-23 23:05:58 |
| Title:
roses are red |
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Message:
roses r red money iz green--kizz mah azz cuz i b tha queen!!
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On: 2004-03-23 23:06:20 |
| Title:
barney |
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Message:
The truth is finally known! Barney seems innocent and sweet but in fact he is Satan. It's all very simple:
1) Start with the given: CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR
2) Change all U's to V's (which is proper Latin anyway): CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR
3) Extract all Roman Numerals: C V V L D I V
4) Convert into Arabic values: 100 5 5 50 500 1 5
5) Add all the numbers: 666
Thus, Barney is Satan.
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On: 2004-03-23 23:06:50 |
| Title:
guys...... |
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Message:
Guys are just ike slinkys........they are fun to watch fall down the stairs * and thats what i am doing so leave me a message!!
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On: 2004-03-23 23:07:14 |
| Title:
blondies |
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Message:
brunetz MaY PLay Da GaMe But blondiezzZZ WiLL aLwaYzZ ScoRE!!
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On: 2004-03-23 23:07:31 |
