| Title:
Fart |
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Message:
Did you fart? Because you blew me away!
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On: 2004-03-23 03:06:35 |
| Title:
Numbers |
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Message:
I lost my number, can i have yours???
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On: 2004-03-23 03:06:49 |
| Title:
Tuch |
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Message:
Can you please tuch me so I can walk around telling everyone that I have been tuched by an angel?
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On: 2004-03-23 03:07:03 |
| Title:
a burn! |
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Message:
Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Girl:No, did it hurt when you came up from hell?
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On: 2004-03-23 03:07:37 |
| Title:
1 great pick-up line |
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Message:
Do you want to be my homework? becasue just think.. if u were.. then i could do u all night long;)!
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On: 2004-03-23 03:08:09 |
| Title:
stalking me... |
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Message:
are you stalking me? because that would be super
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On: 2004-03-23 03:08:26 |
| Title:
Potato Chips |
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Message:
Are you Herrs or Frito-Lay?
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On: 2004-03-23 03:08:55 |
| Title:
parking ticket |
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Message:
***Hiya, Are you a parking ticket, cos you've got fine written all over you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!***
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On: 2004-03-23 03:09:11 |
| Title:
bvets message ever |
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Message:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I wanna f**k you
Only if you'll oraly f**k me too.
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On: 2004-03-23 03:09:23 |
| Title:
Math Problem |
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Message:
hey I was in calc cla** today thinking of a math problem that would explain teenage thought:
lets:
add a bed
subtract your clothes
divide your legs
and multiply
what do you think?
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On: 2004-03-23 03:09:37 |
| Title:
smile???? |
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Message:
I smile beacause i have no idea whats going on!!!
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On: 2004-03-23 03:09:53 |
| Title:
i can be..... u can be...... |
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Message:
* you can be my baby
~ i can honey
* you can be my toy
~ and i can be your playboy bunny
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
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On: 2004-03-23 03:10:16 |
| Title:
*2 words guys hate* |
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Message:
*** Two words guys hate "don't" and "stop" unless you put them together***
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On: 2004-03-23 03:10:31 |
| Title:
Phone....... |
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Message:
God made mud.
God made dirt.
God made guys so girls can flirt!
ON THE PHONE!
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On: 2004-03-23 03:10:59 |
| Title:
Cherry Hill |
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Message:
A boy walks into a cla** 30 minutes late, and the teacher asks him, "where have u been?" he says, "sry i was on top of Cherry Hill".
A 2nd boy walks into the same cla** about 10 minutes later and the teacher asks him,"where have u been?" and he says, "on top of cherry hill, where else?"
A girl walks into that same cla**, and the teacher says, "let me guess, on top of cherry hill?" and she says, "no, i AM Cherry Hill!"
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On: 2004-03-23 03:12:10 |
| Title:
Tasty |
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Message:
Like food I'm mmm mmm good.... I'll be back when I'm done being tasted.
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On: 2004-03-23 03:12:26 |
| Title:
games damn |
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Message:
you wanna play a little game
to think u a winner
but damn compared to me
u justa begginer!! seriously
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On: 2004-03-23 03:12:46 |
| Title:
Windex |
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Message:
Do you wash your clothes in windex, because I can see myself in your pants
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On: 2004-03-23 03:13:01 |
| Title:
Green Day! |
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Message:
When I Come Around!
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On: 2004-03-23 03:13:19 |
| Title:
ewwwww |
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Message:
Can I play your G string?
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On: 2004-03-23 03:13:33 |
