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BS & CA |
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Message:
If ne bodi looks at Brittany Spears and says shes a slut then u r out dated cuz look at Christina Agulara!!
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| Submitted
On: 2004-03-22 10:30:42 |
| Title:
Sumwhere |
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Message:
Sumwhere else
~~~~~~BBL~~~~~~~
Luv~ya
*name*
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| Submitted
On: 2004-03-22 10:31:01 |
| Title:
Diving |
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Message:
Diving is a sport that u can get hurt in and thats the sport i'm in and i already broke my arm at dive practice what mor can happen
so leave me a message
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On: 2004-03-22 10:31:48 |
| Title:
who nos |
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Message:
dude stop iming me ill brb im only gone for an hour a min or a second so be paitent and ill come and talk to you unless you keep iming me.iight peace.
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On: 2004-03-22 10:32:06 |
| Title:
around |
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Message:
A R
D ~ O
N U
leave me some luvin'!
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On: 2004-03-22 10:32:30 |
| Title:
.::*Getta' LIFE!!*::. |
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Message:
.)}!{(. I am currently out living my life, I suggest you get one and do the same.)}!{(.
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On: 2004-03-22 10:32:57 |
| Title:
wHeRe Am I |
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Message:
HeY %n tOdAy Is %d & It Is %t So WhErE dO yOu ThInK i Am?
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On: 2004-03-22 10:33:19 |
| Title:
bbl...unless... |
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Message:
leave a message and i'll get back to you when I get back...unless I'm avoiding you.
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On: 2004-03-22 10:33:39 |
| Title:
strike |
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Message:
strike one
strike two
strike three
i'm out
~*your name*~
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On: 2004-03-22 10:33:57 |
| Title:
two forces |
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Message:
There are only two forces in the world,
the sword and the spirit.
In the long run the sword
will always be conquered by the spirit.
Napoleon Bonaparte
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| Submitted
On: 2004-03-22 10:34:25 |
| Title:
the chair test |
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Message:
An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam
after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics.
The cla** was already seated and ready to go when the professor
picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the
board: "Using everything we have learned this semester, prove
that this chair does not exist."
Fingers flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled in furious
fashion. Some students wrote over 30 pages in one hour
attempting to refute the existence of the chair. One member of
the cla** however, was up and finished in less than a minute.
Weeks later when the grades were posted, the student who finished
in one minute got an A.
The rest of the group wondered how he could have gotten an A when
he had barely written anything at all.
This is what he wrote:
"What chair?"
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On: 2004-03-22 10:34:52 |
| Title:
thw wisdom of will rogers |
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Message:
Don't squat with your spurs on.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes
from bad judgment.
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin'
it back in.
If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now
and then to make sure it's still there.
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try
orderin' somebody else's dog around.
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he
started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and
shot him.......The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your
mouth shut.
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
There's two theories to arguin' with a woman.
Neither one works.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop
diggin'.
Never slap a man who's chewin' tobacco.
It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person,
don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.
When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it
thrown around by somebody else.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put
it back in your pocket.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading.
The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee
on the electric fence for themselves.
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| Submitted
On: 2004-03-22 10:35:22 |
| Title:
the prayer of a military wife |
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Message:
I placed the items on the moving belt.
Slowly my packages moved towards the cash register.
The cashier was tired.
I could see it on her face.
It was towards the end of her shift. She had no doubt been
standing and ringing the cash register all day. I know the cash
registers don't ring anymore, they are computerized, but when I
worked as a cashier, they rang.
So she rang the cash register.
I am sure she had duties to perform when she arrived home.
Even punching the clock would not likely stop the work.
My two-year-old son, Josees, was with me.
She performed her job with all of the speed tired muscles and
weary spirit could summon.
Josees stood in front of her across the belt.
His tiny frame was inches below the top of the moving belt.
I don't know what made him move away from me and stand there.
Children can at times move more on instinct than logic.
He stood there looking up. Sensing something.
She looked down.
"Oh my God, look at that smile!" she exclaimed.
She changed. The tiredness left. The dreariness left.
She appeared as fresh as if she had just walked through the
door.
Josees continued standing and smiling.
She continued to be revived.
It was a MountainWings Moment.
I saw not the power of a child, but the power of a pure smile.
You have the same power.
Each day you will meet someone who is tired, weary, and dreary.
Remember, you have the power of a smile.
For many, the first tired, weary, dreary person you will meet
will be in the mirror.
Even in the mirror, the power of a smile still works.
When you have a huge smile, the muscles of your face contract on
a special gland in the brain that releases a hormone in the
brain that eases stress and causes a slight euphoric high.
Is that true?
I don't know but that's sure what it feels like in my brain.
Smile real big right now and see if that gland is in your brain
too.
She was still bubbling as we walked out of the store.
Josees never said a word. He only smiled.
Remember Josees when you meet your weary person each day.
Remember the power of a smile.
Remember you have it.
Remember someone needs it.
Remember.
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By: |
| Submitted
On: 2004-03-22 10:38:16 |
| Title:
remember the power of the smil |
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Message:
I placed the items on the moving belt.
Slowly my packages moved towards the cash register.
The cashier was tired.
I could see it on her face.
It was towards the end of her shift. She had no doubt been
standing and ringing the cash register all day. I know the cash
registers don't ring anymore, they are computerized, but when I
worked as a cashier, they rang.
So she rang the cash register.
I am sure she had duties to perform when she arrived home.
Even punching the clock would not likely stop the work.
My two-year-old son, Josees, was with me.
She performed her job with all of the speed tired muscles and
weary spirit could summon.
Josees stood in front of her across the belt.
His tiny frame was inches below the top of the moving belt.
I don't know what made him move away from me and stand there.
Children can at times move more on instinct than logic.
He stood there looking up. Sensing something.
She looked down.
"Oh my God, look at that smile!" she exclaimed.
She changed. The tiredness left. The dreariness left.
She appeared as fresh as if she had just walked through the
door.
Josees continued standing and smiling.
She continued to be revived.
It was a MountainWings Moment.
I saw not the power of a child, but the power of a pure smile.
You have the same power.
Each day you will meet someone who is tired, weary, and dreary.
Remember, you have the power of a smile.
For many, the first tired, weary, dreary person you will meet
will be in the mirror.
Even in the mirror, the power of a smile still works.
When you have a huge smile, the muscles of your face contract on
a special gland in the brain that releases a hormone in the
brain that eases stress and causes a slight euphoric high.
Is that true?
I don't know but that's sure what it feels like in my brain.
Smile real big right now and see if that gland is in your brain
too.
She was still bubbling as we walked out of the store.
Josees never said a word. He only smiled.
Remember Josees when you meet your weary person each day.
Remember the power of a smile.
Remember you have it.
Remember someone needs it.
Remember.
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By: |
| Submitted
On: 2004-03-22 10:39:31 |
| Title:
the dive |
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Message:
A young man who had been raised as an atheist was training to be
an Olympic diver.
The only religious influence in his life came from his outspoken
Christian friend. The young diver never really paid much
attention to his friend's sermons, but he heard them often.
One night the diver went to the indoor pool at the college he
attended. The lights were all off, but as the pool had big
skylights and the moon was bright, there was plenty of light to
practice by.
The young man climbed up to the highest diving board and as he
turned his back to the pool on the edge of the board and
extended his arms out, he saw his shadow on the wall.
The shadow of his body was in the shape of a cross.
Instead of diving, he knelt down and finally asked God to come
into his life.
As the young man stood, a maintenance man walked in and turned
the lights on.
The pool had been drained for repairs.
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On: 2004-03-22 10:40:27 |
| Title:
U.S citicinship |
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Message:
Could you pa** the U.S. Citizenship test?
Sure, you've lived here all of your life. You've taken U.S.
history in school, but could you pa** the test?
A person taking the U.S. citizenship test is typically asked
about a dozen of 100 potential questions.
They are allowed to miss a couple.
Take a minute and see how you would do with these 12 questions.
Click below for the correct answers:
1. What do the stripes on the flag mean?
a) They represent the 13 original colonies
b) They represent each of the people who signed the Declaration
of Independence
c) They represent the battles fought for United States
independence
2. How many changes or amendments are there to the Constitution?
a) 23
b) 19
c) 27
3. What are the three branches of our government?
a) Legislative, executive, and judicial
b) Legislative, parliamentary, judicial
c) Executive, legislative, parliamentary
4. What did the Emancipation Proclamation do?
a) It ordered that Pilgrims be freed from British oppression
b) It ordered that slaves in rebel territory be freed
c) It allowed citizens of the United States to claim land
5. Who becomes president of the United States if the president
and the vice president should die?
a) The secretary of state
b) The attorney general
c) The Speaker of the House of Representatives
6. Which countries were our main allies during World War II?
a) United Kingdom, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Russia,
Italy, France
b) United Kingdom, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Italy, China,
France
c) United Kingdom, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Russia,
China, France
7. What is the 49th state of the Union (United States)?
a) Alaska
b) Hawaii
c) New Mexico
8. How many Supreme Court justices are there?
a) 9
b) 12
c) 13
9. What is the national anthem of the United States?
a) "America the Beautiful"
b) "This Land is Your Land"
c) "The Star-Spangled Banner"
10. In what year was the Constitution written?
a) 1776
b) 1771
c) 1787
11. What is the name of the ship that brought the Pilgrims to America?
a) Constitution
b) Mayflower
c) Titanic
12. How many representatives are there in Congress?
a) 104
b) 284
c) 435
None of the questions are multiple choice on the actual test.
Applicants are asked the questions by an examiner.
Other questions from the 100 questions on the citizenship test:
Can you name two senators from your state?
According to the Constitution, a person must meet certain
requirements in order to be eligible to become president.
Name one of these requirements.
Why are there 100 senators in the Senate?
What do the stars on the flag mean?
What are the duties of Congress?
How many representatives are there in Congress?
What is the supreme law of the United States?
What is the Bill of Rights?
Can you name the 13 original states?
What holiday was celebrated for the first time by the American
Colonists?
What is the basic belief of the Declaration of Independence?
Who wrote the Star-Spangled Banner?
What special group advises the president?
Name three rights or freedoms guaranteed by the Bill of Rights.
Name one purpose of the United Nations.
Whose rights are guaranteed by the Constitution and the
Bill of Rights?
How many times may be a senator be reelected?
How many times may a congressman be reelected?
Click the link below for the correct answers:
http://www.mountainwings.com/past/3185a.htm
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By: |
| Submitted
On: 2004-03-22 10:41:13 |
| Title:
U.S citicinship |
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Message:
Could you pa** the U.S. Citizenship test?
Sure, you've lived here all of your life. You've taken U.S.
history in school, but could you pa** the test?
A person taking the U.S. citizenship test is typically asked
about a dozen of 100 potential questions.
They are allowed to miss a couple.
Take a minute and see how you would do with these 12 questions.
Click below for the correct answers:
1. What do the stripes on the flag mean?
a) They represent the 13 original colonies
b) They represent each of the people who signed the Declaration
of Independence
c) They represent the battles fought for United States
independence
2. How many changes or amendments are there to the Constitution?
a) 23
b) 19
c) 27
3. What are the three branches of our government?
a) Legislative, executive, and judicial
b) Legislative, parliamentary, judicial
c) Executive, legislative, parliamentary
4. What did the Emancipation Proclamation do?
a) It ordered that Pilgrims be freed from British oppression
b) It ordered that slaves in rebel territory be freed
c) It allowed citizens of the United States to claim land
5. Who becomes president of the United States if the president
and the vice president should die?
a) The secretary of state
b) The attorney general
c) The Speaker of the House of Representatives
6. Which countries were our main allies during World War II?
a) United Kingdom, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Russia,
Italy, France
b) United Kingdom, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Italy, China,
France
c) United Kingdom, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Russia,
China, France
7. What is the 49th state of the Union (United States)?
a) Alaska
b) Hawaii
c) New Mexico
8. How many Supreme Court justices are there?
a) 9
b) 12
c) 13
9. What is the national anthem of the United States?
a) "America the Beautiful"
b) "This Land is Your Land"
c) "The Star-Spangled Banner"
10. In what year was the Constitution written?
a) 1776
b) 1771
c) 1787
11. What is the name of the ship that brought the Pilgrims to America?
a) Constitution
b) Mayflower
c) Titanic
12. How many representatives are there in Congress?
a) 104
b) 284
c) 435
None of the questions are multiple choice on the actual test.
Applicants are asked the questions by an examiner.
Other questions from the 100 questions on the citizenship test:
Can you name two senators from your state?
According to the Constitution, a person must meet certain
requirements in order to be eligible to become president.
Name one of these requirements.
Why are there 100 senators in the Senate?
What do the stars on the flag mean?
What are the duties of Congress?
How many representatives are there in Congress?
What is the supreme law of the United States?
What is the Bill of Rights?
Can you name the 13 original states?
What holiday was celebrated for the first time by the American
Colonists?
What is the basic belief of the Declaration of Independence?
Who wrote the Star-Spangled Banner?
What special group advises the president?
Name three rights or freedoms guaranteed by the Bill of Rights.
Name one purpose of the United Nations.
Whose rights are guaranteed by the Constitution and the
Bill of Rights?
How many times may be a senator be reelected?
How many times may a congressman be reelected?
Click the link below for the correct answers:
http://www.mountainwings.com/past/3185a.htm
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| Submitted
On: 2004-03-22 10:42:11 |
| Title:
put some ice on those hormones |
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Message:
Hey all, my busy life has called me away for a moment, but put some ice on those hormones cuz I will be right back.
~*~your name~*~
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By: |
| Submitted
On: 2004-03-22 10:42:43 |
| Title:
nice thangs |
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Message:
Think of all the nice things i have done for you. (Your gonna have to think real hard ) Then do a nice thing for me. I really need somethin to do call me (your number).
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By: |
| Submitted
On: 2004-03-22 10:43:18 |
| Title:
patient |
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Message:
be patient god isnt finished with me yet!!
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By: |
| Submitted
On: 2004-03-22 10:43:37 |