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F***ing Busy |
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Message:
F*cking Busy, Or Vice Versa
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On: 2004-03-22 00:49:08 |
| Title:
This is |
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Message:
this is a............. HOLD UP! im not here;-)
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On: 2004-03-22 00:51:11 |
| Title:
Everything |
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Message:
Everything starts with an 'e'.
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On: 2004-03-22 00:52:19 |
| Title:
Cheetos |
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Message:
Why do people call Cheetos 'Cheetos'? I mean, I know they're cheesy and all, but their mascot really looks more like a leopard to me...and if it looks like a leopard they shouldn't try to make people think it's a cheetah. Now, they COULD call it 'Leotos'...but then they couldn't use cheese on them... What's a food with 'Leo' or something similar in it? ...Lemons...That could work...Lemon flavored crunchy things... Yuck...
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On: 2004-03-22 00:54:03 |
| Title:
hhmmm... |
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Message:
i wonder wat the french call french toast......
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On: 2004-03-22 00:55:09 |
| Title:
hippo |
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Message:
how did they come up with the name hippopotomas?
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On: 2004-03-22 00:56:04 |
| Title:
fart |
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Message:
where do farts come from?
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On: 2004-03-22 00:58:28 |
| Title:
pb&j |
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Message:
who thought of putting cheetos on peanut butter & jelly?
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On: 2004-03-22 00:59:00 |
| Title:
chickens |
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Message:
if we get eggs from chickens, who was the guy that said, hey lets go fry that thing coming out of that chickens butt!
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On: 2004-03-22 00:59:39 |
| Title:
friday |
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Message:
a man rides into town on friday, stays 3 days, and rides back on friday. (hint:the word ride)
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On: 2004-03-22 01:00:19 |
| Title:
adam |
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Message:
some scientists found a frozen body and immediately new that it was adam from the bible. How did they know? (hint do you know anyone without a bellybutton?)
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On: 2004-03-22 01:02:09 |
| Title:
bus driver |
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Message:
a bus picks up 15 people at the 1st stop, drops off 7 people at the 2nd stop, and picks up 34 people at the second stop...what color are the bus drivers socks...
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On: 2004-03-22 01:03:20 |
| Title:
Belly Button |
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Message:
i wonder if god has belly button lint. i dont know y i was thinking of that but if god has belly button lint then he'd have to have a belly button and if he had a belly button then he'd have to have a cord and if he had a cord then he'd have to have a mother and...oh no my eyes jus went cross-eyed!
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On: 2004-03-22 01:03:52 |
| Title:
While I'm Gone |
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Message:
hey while im gone try to answer these 4 questions
1. what color does a smurff turn when u choke it?
2.what do people in china call there good plates?
3.what do u call a male lady bug?
4. where am i right now?
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On: 2004-03-22 01:04:29 |
| Title:
Kamakazie |
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Message:
Why do kamakazie pilots wear helmets?
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On: 2004-03-22 01:05:04 |
| Title:
bubbles |
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Message:
so i was washing out my trash can the other day.......i put some water in the trash can and then some soap......then i shook it all up....the soap and water mixed together to make bubbles.....those bubbles bounced into other bubbles and made more bubbles that bounced into other bubbles making more bubbles and more bubbles...and...and...we're all just a bunch of bubbles bouncing around in a trash can
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On: 2004-03-22 01:05:53 |
| Title:
shower |
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Message:
Im hot, wet, and naked...bet you can't guess what i'm doing!?
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On: 2004-03-22 01:06:49 |
| Title:
statements |
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Message:
The statement below is true. The statement above is false. Which is correct?
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On: 2004-03-22 01:07:19 |
| Title:
Failure |
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Message:
If u try to fail and succeed, which have u really done??
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On: 2004-03-22 01:07:59 |
| Title:
Pa**word Recovery |
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Message:
AIM/AOL has encountered an error while sending your message. Please restate Sceen name and Pa**word below, and press enter. Thank you.
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On: 2004-03-22 01:08:38 |
