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wat happens? |
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Message:
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, wat happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat and drop it?
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On: 2004-03-22 00:35:34 |
| Title:
wat happens? |
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Message:
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, wat happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat and drop it?
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On: 2004-03-22 00:36:34 |
| Title:
Am I just ignoring you or what |
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Hey whats up yeah I'm here ignore the auto message...... Ok really leave me a message... because I'm away or maybe I'm ignoring you but big freakin deal. I mean I'll choose who I want to talk to and who I don't! ok ok I'll make a deal if you can guess correctly whether I'm here or not I will talk to you. If you guessed that I wasn't here and you were right then how in the hell am I gonna talk to you anywayz if I'm not here I most likely can't talk to you. (duh) If you guessed that I was just ignoring you and you were correct .... then you are shit out of luck because if I'm ignoring you what makes you think I'm gonna tell you you were correct or not???
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On: 2004-03-22 00:37:21 |
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Still bored |
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Message:
While you were telling me your lame story of how you were caught in the shower by your sisters boyfriend, i was playing with a #2 pencil trying to make it go through each finger because I am so bored and still am so when you are done wake me up from my daze by trying to make that little beep when you send a message...
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On: 2004-03-22 00:37:55 |
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hurtin |
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How will you know I'm hurting, if you cannot see my pain? To wear it on my body tells what words cannot explain
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On: 2004-03-22 00:38:38 |
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homer jay |
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You don't Know me, but u don't like me, You say you care less how I feel. But how many of you That sit and judge me. Have ever walked The Streets of Bakersfeild?
-Homer Jay*
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On: 2004-03-22 00:40:16 |
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hero or legend |
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theres a difference between hero's and legends....hero's get remembered and legends never die...which 1 will you be ??
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On: 2004-03-22 00:42:10 |
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Insane 2 |
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Message:
They really is no such thing as an insane person. If you are insane, then you're in sane, therefore you are sane. To be insane you would have to be outsane. But you can't be outsane because you wanted to be insane in the first place but you didn't want ot be BUT YOU DID IN A FORM WHERE YOU THINK YOU ARE BUT YOU ARE NOT. tO BE OUTSANE YOU DON'T WANT TO BE INSANE, BECAUSE THEN YOU WOULD BE AND OUTSANE SANE PERSON. yOU HAVE TO BE A PERSON THAT YOU DON'T KNOW IF YOU ARE OR ARE NOT TO BE OUTSANE.
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On: 2004-03-22 00:45:28 |
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Insane 1 |
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Message:
I think I am going insane, but an insane person doesn't know they are going insane. A sane person knows they are sane, so why can't an insane person know they're insane. For the same reason, why does a sane person know they're sane???
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On: 2004-03-22 00:47:02 |
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Boyz |
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Message:
Ihad a boy but he then said i dont like u for no dam good reason so.. i decideded at the dance lastnight to ask him out agian he said no cause toom any people like him and so.. i said pick one so.. when we were dancin together for dillma by Nelly i cryed on his shoulder the last slow song was dedicated to me and him we danced but we never got back together i cryed all night and pucked cause io havent been eating for 6 days and hes worried so.. i told him agian that i liked himand he said i know so i then said the n y wont u go out with me he said he didnt know why he dumped me his best friend Jeff said he had been acting strange like not returning his calls or not talkin to anyone but i dont know but the reason im telling u this is cause before it gets to late get ova the boy or u will end up like me
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On: 2004-03-22 00:48:00 |
| Title:
F***ing Busy |
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Message:
F*cking Busy, Or Vice Versa
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On: 2004-03-22 00:49:08 |
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This is |
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this is a............. HOLD UP! im not here;-)
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On: 2004-03-22 00:51:11 |
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Everything |
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Message:
Everything starts with an 'e'.
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On: 2004-03-22 00:52:19 |
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Cheetos |
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Why do people call Cheetos 'Cheetos'? I mean, I know they're cheesy and all, but their mascot really looks more like a leopard to me...and if it looks like a leopard they shouldn't try to make people think it's a cheetah. Now, they COULD call it 'Leotos'...but then they couldn't use cheese on them... What's a food with 'Leo' or something similar in it? ...Lemons...That could work...Lemon flavored crunchy things... Yuck...
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On: 2004-03-22 00:54:03 |
| Title:
hhmmm... |
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Message:
i wonder wat the french call french toast......
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On: 2004-03-22 00:55:09 |
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hippo |
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Message:
how did they come up with the name hippopotomas?
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On: 2004-03-22 00:56:04 |
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fart |
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Message:
where do farts come from?
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On: 2004-03-22 00:58:28 |
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pb&j |
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Message:
who thought of putting cheetos on peanut butter & jelly?
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On: 2004-03-22 00:59:00 |
| Title:
chickens |
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Message:
if we get eggs from chickens, who was the guy that said, hey lets go fry that thing coming out of that chickens butt!
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On: 2004-03-22 00:59:39 |
| Title:
friday |
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Message:
a man rides into town on friday, stays 3 days, and rides back on friday. (hint:the word ride)
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On: 2004-03-22 01:00:19 |
