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ok, so if a person has multipersonalities, if they commited suicide, would that be murder?

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Back in the cave man days when there was no toilet paper, how many people grabbed for the poison oak leaf? And how many more times did they do it before recognizing THAT leaf as THE BAD ONE?

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if convienence stores are open 24/7 why do they have locks on the doors. and did u know that karioke in japanesse mean tone deaf. and if our legs were bent the other way what would chairs look like?

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Don't worry about the world ending today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia!

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You stand in front of everyone on Earth. In front of you are 2 people. Your wife/ husband, and your child. You are given a knife and are told that you must kill one of them, What do you do?

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Ever sit back and wonder how far the U.S. has advanced in the technological world? 35 years ago, they created something called video games. Look what we got now, computers, dvds, HD f**king TV, the internet. All this just makes me wonder, in another 35 years, will they have a toilet that will wipe my a** for me? Will they invent a f**king mirror where if i turn around fast enough, I can still catch my slow a** reflection before it turns around?? What the f**k, all I really want is a machine that will cook me breakfast in the morning, i mean really.......who eats breakfast anyway.

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While i'm gone answer these questions 4 me! okay? Did u c the yellow paper thing near my sn? Y r u in here if i'm away? If any or both of those answers r yes u better find something 2 do because i'm away and i don't know when i will b back! ttyl bye

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ya know, if we get milk from cows, don't you wonder who the first person whas who said "hey let me go squeeze those things dangling from a cow and drink whatever comes out..

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If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

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Did you ever notice, when you are sitting at a red light, that when the person in front of you pulls up a couple of inches, you are compelled to move up too? Do we really think we are making progress toward our destination? "Whew, I thought we would be late, but now that I am nine inches closer, I can stop for coffee and a danish!"

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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, wat happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat and drop it?

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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, wat happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat and drop it?

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Hey whats up yeah I'm here ignore the auto message...... Ok really leave me a message... because I'm away or maybe I'm ignoring you but big freakin deal. I mean I'll choose who I want to talk to and who I don't! ok ok I'll make a deal if you can guess correctly whether I'm here or not I will talk to you. If you guessed that I wasn't here and you were right then how in the hell am I gonna talk to you anywayz if I'm not here I most likely can't talk to you. (duh) If you guessed that I was just ignoring you and you were correct .... then you are shit out of luck because if I'm ignoring you what makes you think I'm gonna tell you you were correct or not???

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While you were telling me your lame story of how you were caught in the shower by your sisters boyfriend, i was playing with a #2 pencil trying to make it go through each finger because I am so bored and still am so when you are done wake me up from my daze by trying to make that little beep when you send a message...

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How will you know I'm hurting, if you cannot see my pain? To wear it on my body tells what words cannot explain

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You don't Know me, but u don't like me, You say you care less how I feel. But how many of you That sit and judge me. Have ever walked The Streets of Bakersfeild? -Homer Jay*

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theres a difference between hero's and legends....hero's get remembered and legends never die...which 1 will you be ??

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They really is no such thing as an insane person. If you are insane, then you're in sane, therefore you are sane. To be insane you would have to be outsane. But you can't be outsane because you wanted to be insane in the first place but you didn't want ot be BUT YOU DID IN A FORM WHERE YOU THINK YOU ARE BUT YOU ARE NOT. tO BE OUTSANE YOU DON'T WANT TO BE INSANE, BECAUSE THEN YOU WOULD BE AND OUTSANE SANE PERSON. yOU HAVE TO BE A PERSON THAT YOU DON'T KNOW IF YOU ARE OR ARE NOT TO BE OUTSANE.

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I think I am going insane, but an insane person doesn't know they are going insane. A sane person knows they are sane, so why can't an insane person know they're insane. For the same reason, why does a sane person know they're sane???

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Ihad a boy but he then said i dont like u for no dam good reason so.. i decideded at the dance lastnight to ask him out agian he said no cause toom any people like him and so.. i said pick one so.. when we were dancin together for dillma by Nelly i cryed on his shoulder the last slow song was dedicated to me and him we danced but we never got back together i cryed all night and pucked cause io havent been eating for 6 days and hes worried so.. i told him agian that i liked himand he said i know so i then said the n y wont u go out with me he said he didnt know why he dumped me his best friend Jeff said he had been acting strange like not returning his calls or not talkin to anyone but i dont know but the reason im telling u this is cause before it gets to late get ova the boy or u will end up like me