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my perspective |
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my perspective of life is hell. everyone bothers me and piss me off. y cant i just live a normal life? and just fade away like the others. i dunt see the point of life. its just a 2-way journey. u either become successful and rich, or u fail and become poor and homeless. but theres another option. u can take the stair way to heaven. which is better then the rest of them all.
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On: 2004-03-22 00:03:18 |
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backwards |
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Message:
.ezorf retupmoc sih ,neht dna......mih ot gniklat saw I ,os
!yawa era ew
(hint: read backwards or put a mirror to the computer or something. You be creative...not me...I already know what it says so UH!)
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On: 2004-03-22 00:03:56 |
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Starbursts |
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Message:
Many people think that starbursts are squares-
but technically, they are cubes.
You see a square is 2-D but a cube is 3-D.
See? starbursts can even make geometry fun.
starbursts----isn't life juicy?
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On: 2004-03-22 00:04:35 |
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think |
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Message:
have you ever tried to lick your elbow? well did you know it was impossible?
the sad thing is though that most of you guys will still try it.
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On: 2004-03-22 00:05:14 |
| Title:
no words |
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Message:
the dumbest things ever said were said when the person around them made them speechless...
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On: 2004-03-22 00:06:00 |
| Title:
Thinking |
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Message:
What do you do when every guy wants you but the one you want you can't have??
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On: 2004-03-22 00:06:28 |
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hmm |
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Message:
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
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On: 2004-03-22 00:22:22 |
| Title:
.... |
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Message:
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
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On: 2004-03-22 00:23:11 |
| Title:
more konfuzin stuff |
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I am not here so leave a message. Well actually I could be here and I could just be ignoring you and you would never know. I could be sitting here laughing at you because I am avoiding you and you don't know it. Ok, I'll make a deal with you. If you can guess correctly whether or not I'm here I will talk to you. Then again, if I'm not here and you guess right then I'm really just not here to talk to you. Also, if I'm ignoring you and you guess right then what do you really think are the chances that I'll tell you that you were right? So, I guess what I'm saying is leave a message and I'll get back to you when I get back...unless I'm avoiding you.
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On: 2004-03-22 00:24:13 |
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konfuzing........ |
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Message:
I can't talk on the computer now, so if, well, actually, I CAN talk on the computer now, I mean, like, I'm at the computer NOW, writing this message, but I'm doing this NOW, while you're reading it LATER, except for you I guess it's NOW, like, when you're reading it... I mean, like, wait, gosh. This is so confusing.
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On: 2004-03-22 00:25:06 |
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questions |
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Message:
ok, so if a person has multipersonalities, if they commited suicide, would that be murder?
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On: 2004-03-22 00:25:53 |
| Title:
damn it, I did it again |
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Message:
Back in the cave man days when there was no toilet paper, how many people grabbed for the poison oak leaf? And how many more times did they do it before recognizing THAT leaf as THE BAD ONE?
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On: 2004-03-22 00:27:04 |
| Title:
24/7 |
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if convienence stores are open 24/7 why do they have locks on the doors. and did u know that karioke in japanesse mean tone deaf. and if our legs were bent the other way what would chairs look like?
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On: 2004-03-22 00:27:47 |
| Title:
don't worry |
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Message:
Don't worry about the world ending today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia!
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On: 2004-03-22 00:28:27 |
| Title:
which one would you choose? |
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Message:
You stand in front of everyone on Earth.
In front of you are 2 people.
Your wife/ husband,
and your child.
You are given a knife and are told that you must kill one of them,
What do you do?
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On: 2004-03-22 00:29:54 |
| Title:
advancing in the technological |
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Ever sit back and wonder how far the U.S. has advanced in the technological world? 35 years ago, they created something called video games. Look what we got now, computers, dvds, HD f**king TV, the internet. All this just makes me wonder, in another 35 years, will they have a toilet that will wipe my a** for me? Will they invent a f**king mirror where if i turn around fast enough, I can still catch my slow a** reflection before it turns around?? What the f**k, all I really want is a machine that will cook me breakfast in the morning, i mean really.......who eats breakfast anyway.
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On: 2004-03-22 00:31:54 |
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Question's? |
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Message:
While i'm gone answer these questions 4 me! okay?
Did u c the yellow paper thing near my sn?
Y r u in here if i'm away?
If any or both of those answers r yes u better find something 2 do because i'm away and i don't know when i will b back!
ttyl bye
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On: 2004-03-22 00:32:26 |
| Title:
think about this |
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Message:
ya know, if we get milk from cows, don't you wonder who the first person whas who said "hey let me go squeeze those things dangling from a cow and drink whatever comes out..
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On: 2004-03-22 00:33:27 |
| Title:
think about this |
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Message:
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
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On: 2004-03-22 00:34:27 |
| Title:
nine inches closer |
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Message:
Did you ever notice, when you are sitting at a red light, that when the person in front of you pulls up a couple of inches, you are compelled to move up too? Do we really think we are making progress toward our destination? "Whew, I thought we would be late, but now that I am nine inches closer, I can stop for coffee and a danish!"
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On: 2004-03-22 00:34:53 |
