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tenor |
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Message:
1st guy: "can I sing to u?"
2nd guy: "only if u sing tenor"
1st guy: "tenor?"
2nd guy: "ya tenor eleven miles away!!!!"
Well hes singin and its bad so i went to think in another room for a while bbl!
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On: 2004-03-21 23:44:16 |
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tv |
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hey did u know im watching a movie? and also did u know ask ur reading this u can b watching tv or iming other people other than reading this and taking time 2 read this. so go do something else other than read this if i really want 2 talk ill im u when theres a boring part.
kisses
~*~*~ur name~*~*~
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On: 2004-03-21 23:44:46 |
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WHY? |
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Message:
WHY
1) Why do you need your drivers license when your buying beer if you dont drink and drive??
2) Why do you buy cigaretts at a gas station if smoking is prohibited there?
3) Why is it when men talk to women sexually its sexual hara**ment but when women talk to me like that its $3.95 a minute?
THINK ABOUT THESE THINGS WHILE IM GONE!
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On: 2004-03-21 23:45:41 |
| Title:
Pluto and Goofy |
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Y did Pluto have to sleep in a doghouse on a leash when Goofy, who was also a dog, got to sleep in a house and drive around in a car?¿?
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On: 2004-03-21 23:46:22 |
| Title:
makes u think |
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I'm lost. I've gone to look for myself, so if I get back before I return, please ask me to wait.
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On: 2004-03-21 23:47:04 |
| Title:
Other fish in the sea |
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There are plenty of other fish in the sea.
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But who wants to go out with a fish¿?¿?
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On: 2004-03-21 23:47:37 |
| Title:
Thinking Where my momma |
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Leave me alone!!!!!! im trying to think where my momma bitch!!!
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On: 2004-03-21 23:48:06 |
| Title:
Insane |
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Message:
:-P I think I am going insane, but an insane person doesn't know they are going insane. A sane person knows they are sane, so why can't an insane person know they're insane. For the same reason, why does a sane person know they're sane??? There really is no such thing as an insane person. If you are insane, then you're in sane, therefore you are sane. To be insane you would have to be outsane. But you can't be outsane because you wanted to be insane in the first place but you didn't want to be BUT YOU DID IN A FORM WHERE YOU THINK YOU ARE BUT YOU ARE NOT. TO BE OUTSANE YOU DON'T WANT TO BE INSANE, BECAUSE THEN YOU WOULD BE AN OUTSANE SANE PERSON. YOU HAVE TO BE A PERSON THAT YOU DON'T KNOW IF YOU ARE OR ARE NOT TO BE OUTSANE.:-P :-DHow about I make it a little less confrusing...I am away leave me a message...:-D
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On: 2004-03-21 23:49:05 |
| Title:
what the |
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one night i was laying in my bed and looking at the stars and wondering where the heck is my ceiling.....
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On: 2004-03-21 23:50:22 |
| Title:
Did you kno? |
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Did you kno, as ur sitting here rite now ..reading this away message....well wait..sry bout my manners.how have u been ? IM good..thank u...Kinda busy..thats y i have this up..but yea life is good! ok..but back to the Did u kno...did u kno that as uve been reading this u have wasted about 15-20 (depending on how fat or S L O W u read) seconds of like UR LIFE? Tragic i kno! Sry bout that... ~Ur Name~
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On: 2004-03-21 23:51:04 |
| Title:
2 wrongs |
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Message:
2 wrongs don't make a right but 3 lefts do. . .call me
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On: 2004-03-21 23:53:25 |
| Title:
I may or may not be here |
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I am not here, or I don't think I am... I might be, or I might not. Try to figure it out, if I am or I am not, once you do, think it over again, cause whatever you thought, it might be the other... just take a second and look deep into your head, u'll find the answer somewhere up in that cluster you call a brain... once you do, i may get back to you... wait or i might not.... hmmm.....
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On: 2004-03-21 23:54:05 |
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PLEASE READ |
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Message:
please please, when you enter an away message on this site, please PROOFREAD!That means check and make sure you are making a SENTENCE. this also means SPELLING. It shows a lack of intelligence to use all of that short hand chat lingo such as "UR" instead of your. it's just two more letters, people. Come on! Most of the things that are posted on this site, do not make sense! Most of them aren't even complete THOUGHTS!
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On: 2004-03-21 23:54:44 |
| Title:
Do you know? |
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Message:
Do you know what I think you know, what I think you might not know?
Try and figure it out I'll come back when you tell me the answer.
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On: 2004-03-21 23:55:57 |
| Title:
ATM question |
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Message:
Why do drive through ATMs have Brial?
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On: 2004-03-21 23:56:42 |
| Title:
thinkers |
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Message:
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2 wrongs don't make a right but 3 lefts do. . .call me
submitted by: JGBball1090
Date: 2003-06-14
I may or may not be here
I am not here, or I don't think I am... I might be, or I might not. Try to figure it out, if I am or I am not, once you do, think it over again, cause whatever you thought, it might be the other... just take a second and look deep into your head, u'll find the answer somewhere up in that cluster you call a brain... once you do, i may get back to you... wait or i might not.... hmmm.....
submitted by: DSSTswim
Date: 2003-05-21
PLEASE READ
please please, when you enter an away message on this site, please PROOFREAD!That means check and make sure you are making a SENTENCE. this also means SPELLING. It shows a lack of intelligence to use all of that short hand chat lingo such as "UR" instead of your. it's just two more letters, people. Come on! Most of the things that are posted on this site, do not make sense! Most of them aren't even complete THOUGHTS!
submitted by: thedesigndiva
Date: 2003-05-20
Do you know?
Do you know what I think you know, what I think you might not know?
Try and figure it out I'll come back when you tell me the answer.
submitted by: christiangirl504
Date: 2003-05-16
ATM question
Why do drive through ATMs have Brial?
submitted by: TheDiabloDemon
Date: 2003-04-21
thinkers
Why do you...
drive on a parkway
and park in a driveway?
thats what im thinking about when im away!
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On: 2004-03-21 23:58:01 |
| Title:
Al Quida |
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Message:
What would you do if there was a buissness that had a sign in front of it that said...
" I'd rather do buissness with 1000 al quida than 1 american any day!!!"
and everyone walking by was saluteing it....
me... i'd salute also... cuz... its a Funeral Home!
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On: 2004-03-21 23:58:28 |
| Title:
Have u thought |
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Message:
think of this
when someone is away
r they really away from the computer
r is it that
THEY JUST DONT WANT TO TALK TO U!?!?
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On: 2004-03-21 23:59:11 |
| Title:
Serial Experiments Lain |
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Message:
Your body is just a hologram. You dont really need a body in the real world. Delete your body and live in the Wired. There you will be free. Free to DO what you want. Free to BE what you want. We are all just Applications. Computer programs if you will. Your friends, family, strangers might not really be there. Do you really know what is "Real"? But be careful. If you know too much, they might replace you.
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On: 2004-03-22 00:00:19 |
| Title:
my perspective |
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Message:
my perspective of life is hell. everyone bothers me and piss me off. y cant i just live a normal life? and just fade away like the others. i dunt see the point of life. its just a 2-way journey. u either become successful and rich, or u fail and become poor and homeless. but theres another option. u can take the stair way to heaven. which is better then the rest of them all.
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On: 2004-03-22 00:01:14 |
