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yo mama |
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Message:
yo mamas so fat wen she sneezes she blows out my puter and thats exskly wut happened
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On: 2004-03-23 01:23:43 |
| Title:
my mommy told me not to associ |
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Message:
My mommy told me not to a**ociate with people like you. She says you are a bad influence and embarra**ing to be around. She is ashamed in your behavior. I don't know why...maybe you could help me...
a. your a dork
b. you belong to the U.L.A or U.F.A
C. you send off the mad stalker vibe
d. you stepped in her garden
e. you set my house on fire during a sleepover (%n...we haven't forgotten)
f. you have a fowl ordor
g. you wear helmets for fun
h. you stole her car
i. you smoke pot
j. you have a big head
k. your name is billy bob or billy jane
l. you can't count
m. your a redneck
or,the ever-mother-hating-deed
n. you didn't flush the tolet..
please i.m. all the possible reasons for your banning from our household to me (by letter)
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On: 2004-03-23 01:24:15 |
| Title:
To your friend from some1 else |
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Message:
CAll me at (friends/enemy cell phone #) and say how you doin a** hole.
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On: 2004-03-23 01:24:35 |
| Title:
All Day Long |
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Message:
away messages are so0o0o stupid because no one really knows what 2 say. i mean some ppl use songs and it is really annoying. i am going to be plain out. i am at my computer but doing better things than talking to you. cause i dont waste my time staying on for every second of the day.
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On: 2004-03-23 01:24:53 |
| Title:
SORRY |
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Message:
i am srry to brake ur heart but i am away!!
it is not u it is the person that is stupid enough to keep on iming me when i am on a fu****n awaymessage!
SO LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
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On: 2004-03-23 01:25:16 |
| Title:
IT IS JUST U! |
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Message:
Roses are red violets are blue
sugar is sweet and so are you,
but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead
the sugar bowls empty and so is your head..................leave a message i will be back soon!
~!~~!~
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On: 2004-03-23 01:25:36 |
| Title:
DUH! |
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Message:
ain hea dumazz...dats wha da lil yellow notepad means-incase u didn kno dat! c-u learn sutten neu evryday...now i get to teach u to get a life n stop IMen ppl wit away messages on!
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On: 2004-03-23 01:25:56 |
| Title:
Insult |
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Message:
Dont talk about yourself... i'll do that while your gone.
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On: 2004-03-23 01:26:37 |
| Title:
below average |
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Message:
Don't worry %n, half the population is below average too.
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On: 2004-03-23 01:26:55 |
| Title:
Roses are Red b**** |
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Message:
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me beautiful, Bitch! WHat happened to you!?
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On: 2004-03-23 01:27:20 |
| Title:
forget u |
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Message:
*Roses are dead violets are too i'm still in love but not with you you thought you hurt me and made me cry but i was in love with another guy simply because you have no class and all you can do is kiss my @$$ you sit around and talk your shyt so f**k you and your little @$$ d**k you thought you left me but i left you what my man is doing you cant do you tell your homies you played me like a bytch and i tell my girls you have a little d**k you said you loved me but it wasn*t true well guess what motha fu*ka i played u too*
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On: 2004-03-23 01:27:41 |
| Title:
CUTIE??? |
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Message:
I'm a cutie thats hard to beat, hard to get, and hard to catch, but there is one secret in getting me to like you...PUT A MASK OVER UR UGLY FACE!!
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On: 2004-03-23 01:28:03 |
| Title:
Timely |
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Message:
I think Ur stupid....cuz as u can clearly c im..sorta umm....away! s0o0o i think im gonna go now..since im done insulting u...dont wanna laugh to much..it hurts my ribs...ouch! ~UR NAME~
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On: 2004-03-23 01:28:27 |
| Title:
Failed Life |
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Message:
You Have Failed At Life, So Why Don't You Just Quit.
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On: 2004-03-23 01:28:47 |
| Title:
i say wuts in my heart |
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Message:
if you think i love you, you are sadly mistaken. yes, you've read this right. i truly beleive that you are stupid. that you can do anything right is simply amazing. do me a favor and stay awat from me. you will never be my friend again. you know i mean it when i sayi don't want to see you again because i always say wuts in my heart.
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On: 2004-03-23 01:29:08 |
| Title:
Kentucky |
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Message:
Welcome to Kentucky(or any state)! Where education is highly overrated!
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On: 2004-03-23 01:29:30 |
| Title:
care |
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Message:
It's not that I don't like you
It's not that I don't care
It's just that you seem to be
Absolutely everywhere
You won't leave me alone
You bug me to no end
And what gets me the most
You still think I'm your friend
So take this to heart
And please don't be sad
But annoying me everyday
Really makes me mad
Yeh, sounds serious, doesn't it? If you think this isn't true, then IM me, as much as necessary to dispute it. If you're willing to do that, you've just proved my point.
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On: 2004-03-23 01:29:49 |
| Title:
mommy |
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Message:
Guess what. Your mom's a terrorist.
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On: 2004-03-23 01:30:06 |
| Title:
Hate some ppl |
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Message:
I hate some ppl right now and some of them r trying 2 leave messages to me so f*ck off
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On: 2004-03-23 01:30:37 |
| Title:
HEY IF THERRE IS A YELLOW NOTE |
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Message:
HEY IF THERRE IS A LITTLE YELLOW NOTEPAD NEST TO MY S/N IUT MEANS DO NOT IM ME B/C I AM NOT THERRE GOT IT? GOOD B/C I AM NOT GOING TO REPEAT MYSELF.........
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On: 2004-03-23 01:31:10 |
