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Im not here but! |
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Message:
I'm not here right now but..
if u love me press 1
if u hate me press 2
if u r good lookin press 3
and if u aint get the hell away from me!!
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On: 2004-03-22 22:27:49 |
| Title:
i'm away |
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Message:
I'm gone......Actually i'm not..I jusS don't wanT tO tALk tO dumAsSes likE yOo
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On: 2004-03-22 22:28:02 |
| Title:
If your..... |
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Message:
If youR PreTTy thEn this WHoLE wOrLd bE MeSSed up Or BliNd
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On: 2004-03-22 22:28:18 |
| Title:
do you not SEE |
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Message:
You sEe tHAt LiL note THingy neXt to moi name?....Well tHAt MeanS i'm Away yOu stUpid RetarD....A moNKey iS sMarTer thEn yOo fOo
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On: 2004-03-22 22:28:34 |
| Title:
Bathroom |
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Message:
Stand closer.. Its smaller than u think....
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On: 2004-03-22 22:28:51 |
| Title:
Priceless |
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Message:
A Pair of velvet high heels...$ 125
Knee High Stalkings.... $ 3
A mini skirt.....$ 25
A Tube Top....... $15
A Silk Leopard Thong....$ 17
A pack of Trojan Condoms...$ 8
The site of seein all ur MOMMAS clothes on my bedroom floor.. PRICELESS
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On: 2004-03-22 22:29:08 |
| Title:
out playing |
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Message:
Out playing heartbreaker. Hope your not next!
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On: 2004-03-22 22:29:21 |
| Title:
britney speirs |
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Message:
britney speirs is just like my stuffed animal ugly a pig and all fake
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On: 2004-03-23 01:22:36 |
| Title:
monkey-avril |
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Message:
if your lookin in a picture of u and u think u look like avril lavne then u must b lookin at a picture of a really ugly monkey
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On: 2004-03-23 01:23:02 |
| Title:
avril lavine |
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Message:
if u think u look like avril lavine or u like her i would get outa this town now!
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On: 2004-03-23 01:23:25 |
| Title:
yo mama |
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Message:
yo mamas so fat wen she sneezes she blows out my puter and thats exskly wut happened
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On: 2004-03-23 01:23:43 |
| Title:
my mommy told me not to associ |
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Message:
My mommy told me not to a**ociate with people like you. She says you are a bad influence and embarra**ing to be around. She is ashamed in your behavior. I don't know why...maybe you could help me...
a. your a dork
b. you belong to the U.L.A or U.F.A
C. you send off the mad stalker vibe
d. you stepped in her garden
e. you set my house on fire during a sleepover (%n...we haven't forgotten)
f. you have a fowl ordor
g. you wear helmets for fun
h. you stole her car
i. you smoke pot
j. you have a big head
k. your name is billy bob or billy jane
l. you can't count
m. your a redneck
or,the ever-mother-hating-deed
n. you didn't flush the tolet..
please i.m. all the possible reasons for your banning from our household to me (by letter)
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On: 2004-03-23 01:24:15 |
| Title:
To your friend from some1 else |
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Message:
CAll me at (friends/enemy cell phone #) and say how you doin a** hole.
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On: 2004-03-23 01:24:35 |
| Title:
All Day Long |
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Message:
away messages are so0o0o stupid because no one really knows what 2 say. i mean some ppl use songs and it is really annoying. i am going to be plain out. i am at my computer but doing better things than talking to you. cause i dont waste my time staying on for every second of the day.
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On: 2004-03-23 01:24:53 |
| Title:
SORRY |
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Message:
i am srry to brake ur heart but i am away!!
it is not u it is the person that is stupid enough to keep on iming me when i am on a fu****n awaymessage!
SO LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
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On: 2004-03-23 01:25:16 |
| Title:
IT IS JUST U! |
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Message:
Roses are red violets are blue
sugar is sweet and so are you,
but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead
the sugar bowls empty and so is your head..................leave a message i will be back soon!
~!~~!~
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On: 2004-03-23 01:25:36 |
| Title:
DUH! |
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Message:
ain hea dumazz...dats wha da lil yellow notepad means-incase u didn kno dat! c-u learn sutten neu evryday...now i get to teach u to get a life n stop IMen ppl wit away messages on!
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On: 2004-03-23 01:25:56 |
| Title:
Insult |
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Message:
Dont talk about yourself... i'll do that while your gone.
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On: 2004-03-23 01:26:37 |
| Title:
below average |
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Message:
Don't worry %n, half the population is below average too.
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On: 2004-03-23 01:26:55 |
| Title:
Roses are Red b**** |
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Message:
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me beautiful, Bitch! WHat happened to you!?
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| Submitted
On: 2004-03-23 01:27:20 |
