| Title:
hehe |
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Message:
I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify
any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber,
but a beauty salon.
I can get a ma**age,
without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends,
about the size of my a**.
My beauty's a masterpiece,
and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit,
to others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles,
at any cost.
And I don't have a problem,
admitting I'm lost.
I never forget,
an important date.
You just gotta deal with it,
I'm usually late.
I don't watch movies,
with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay,
to remember the score.
I won't lose my hair,
I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm a**ertive,
Don't call me a bitch.
Don't say to your friends,
Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear,
I can do better!
Flowers are okay,
But jewelry's best.
Look at me you idiot...
Not at my chest????!!!!
I don't have a problem,
With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying,
You look at the ceiling.
DON'T call me a GIRL ,
a BABE or a CHICK .
I am a WOMAN.
Get it?, you Dick!?!
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On: 2004-03-22 22:19:24 |
| Title:
dog |
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Message:
`-^-:ur a dog`-^-:thinkin u can cheat on me`-^-: ur a dog thinkin we will always b`-^-:ur dog thas wat yall always b`-^-:wats the point i thought dog not play`-^-: they tease`-^-:
ur a dog and thas wat yall alway b.....
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By: |
| Submitted
On: 2004-03-22 22:19:38 |
| Title:
dog |
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Message:
`-^-:ur a dog`-^-:thinkin u can cheat on me`-^-: ur a dog thinkin we will always b`-^-:ur dog thas wat yall always b`-^-:wats the point i thought dog not play`-^-: they tease`-^-:
ur a dog and thas wat yall alway b.....
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By: |
| Submitted
On: 2004-03-22 22:19:52 |
| Title:
.:*i'm impOrtant*:. |
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Message:
leave me messagez while i'm awaii to make me feel MORE important than i am bitch ^.^
_*(yOur naym)*_
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By: |
| Submitted
On: 2004-03-22 22:20:06 |
| Title:
ignoring you |
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Message:
I am not available because I am ignoring you until you get a FUCKIN new life :-) leave a message and MAYBE i will get back to you :-D <3 luv ya lots!!!<3
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| Submitted
On: 2004-03-22 22:20:30 |
| Title:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Message:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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By: |
| Submitted
On: 2004-03-22 22:21:10 |
| Title:
dirty looks |
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Message:
*GiVn mË DiRtY Lö0kZ*
~AcTiN LyK u AiÑ*t CãRiÑ 5 MiN LãTã~
*Uh BiTCh Y u §tiLL $tArIn?!*
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| Submitted
On: 2004-03-22 22:26:46 |
| Title:
Why Look? |
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Message:
Ok...this is starting to piss me off...while here looking at my away message, why don't you send me an IM...I mean..ur looking but u insist on being a wirthless bitch...well anyways...send me luv 2 yo ugly mama and u..well whats the difference?
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By: |
| Submitted
On: 2004-03-22 22:27:04 |
| Title:
shyt! |
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Message:
too buzy taken a shit...u wan sum of myn? cuz ive ben taken yurs for too long!
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By: |
| Submitted
On: 2004-03-22 22:27:17 |
| Title:
the heart |
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Message:
The heart has eyes which the brain knows nothing of...i gess yur heart has eyes for evrythin then!
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| Submitted
On: 2004-03-22 22:27:30 |
| Title:
Im not here but! |
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Message:
I'm not here right now but..
if u love me press 1
if u hate me press 2
if u r good lookin press 3
and if u aint get the hell away from me!!
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By: |
| Submitted
On: 2004-03-22 22:27:49 |
| Title:
i'm away |
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Message:
I'm gone......Actually i'm not..I jusS don't wanT tO tALk tO dumAsSes likE yOo
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By: |
| Submitted
On: 2004-03-22 22:28:02 |
| Title:
If your..... |
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Message:
If youR PreTTy thEn this WHoLE wOrLd bE MeSSed up Or BliNd
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By: |
| Submitted
On: 2004-03-22 22:28:18 |
| Title:
do you not SEE |
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Message:
You sEe tHAt LiL note THingy neXt to moi name?....Well tHAt MeanS i'm Away yOu stUpid RetarD....A moNKey iS sMarTer thEn yOo fOo
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By: |
| Submitted
On: 2004-03-22 22:28:34 |
| Title:
Bathroom |
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Message:
Stand closer.. Its smaller than u think....
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By: |
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On: 2004-03-22 22:28:51 |
| Title:
Priceless |
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Message:
A Pair of velvet high heels...$ 125
Knee High Stalkings.... $ 3
A mini skirt.....$ 25
A Tube Top....... $15
A Silk Leopard Thong....$ 17
A pack of Trojan Condoms...$ 8
The site of seein all ur MOMMAS clothes on my bedroom floor.. PRICELESS
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| Submitted
On: 2004-03-22 22:29:08 |
| Title:
out playing |
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Message:
Out playing heartbreaker. Hope your not next!
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By: |
| Submitted
On: 2004-03-22 22:29:21 |
| Title:
britney speirs |
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Message:
britney speirs is just like my stuffed animal ugly a pig and all fake
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| Submitted
On: 2004-03-23 01:22:36 |
| Title:
monkey-avril |
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Message:
if your lookin in a picture of u and u think u look like avril lavne then u must b lookin at a picture of a really ugly monkey
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By: |
| Submitted
On: 2004-03-23 01:23:02 |
| Title:
avril lavine |
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Message:
if u think u look like avril lavine or u like her i would get outa this town now!
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By: |
| Submitted
On: 2004-03-23 01:23:25 |
