| Title:
yellow shirt |
|
|
Message:
dancing at a club, drinking with some friends, working at my job, or making out with a hot guy. you pick. yeah you, in the yellow shirt! don't you think about it! pervert......(most likely doing step 1 or 4)
|
| Submitted
By: |
| Submitted
On: 2004-03-22 01:57:54 |
| Title:
Sweet Boy |
|
|
Message:
hey sweet boy....
u so fine.....
u took my guy off my mind
get a pen and write ur # on my hand....
oops i 4 got i got a man
|
| Submitted
By: |
| Submitted
On: 2004-03-22 02:00:06 |
| Title:
Go Jump off a bridge |
|
|
Message:
Please do everyone a favor, %n and go jump off a bridge
|
| Submitted
By: |
| Submitted
On: 2004-03-22 02:00:34 |
| Title:
I left |
|
|
Message:
Let's talk about right and lefts, ur right I left! :)
|
| Submitted
By: |
| Submitted
On: 2004-03-22 02:01:55 |
| Title:
uhhh |
|
|
Message:
here listin to my song.....
1....2.....3......4.... Go!!!
uhhh uhhh uhhh i think i hate thats why im not talkin so what am so afraid of im afraid you might kick my butttttt thats why im runnin from you!!!
|
| Submitted
By: |
| Submitted
On: 2004-03-22 02:03:24 |
| Title:
here |
|
|
Message:
If your bored you can talk to this
hey how you doin thats good. love that to. yea he sucks. you rock!!!
|
| Submitted
By: |
| Submitted
On: 2004-03-22 02:07:37 |
| Title:
when sme one makes u mad remeb |
|
|
Message:
When some one makes u mad it takes like 278 muscles to frown and only 42 to reach out and deck that person in the face!
|
| Submitted
By: |
| Submitted
On: 2004-03-22 02:08:18 |
| Title:
abc |
|
|
Message:
once upon a time there was a kid that went to skool and was learning the abc's well the teacher signed h.w. to the kids telling them to learn the first 4 letters of the alphbet so the boy went home and went to his mom that was seating at the computer doing something so the boy asked, what's the first letter of the alphbet shut up said that mom so then the little boy went to his dad that was watching the race car game and asked his dad what's the 2nd letter of the alphbet, so the dad says 47 hit em hard. then the little boy went to his lil sister that was watching batman and asked what's the 3rd letter of the alphbet so the lil sister said batman da da da da batman. so then the lil boy went to his lil brother on the toilet and asked what's the 4th letter of the alphbet and his lil brother said on the potty on the potty. So then the next day came and the lil boy went to skool and so the teacher asked him what was the first letter of the alphbet and so he said shut up and the teacher sent him to the principals office and so the principal asked him how many spankens do u want so he said 47 hit em hard and so the principal said who do u think u r¿? so he says batman da da da da da da batman. principal asked where can i contact your parents so he said on the potty on the potty.
|
| Submitted
By: |
| Submitted
On: 2004-03-22 02:09:43 |
| Title:
the real jack and jill story n |
|
|
Message:
Jack and Jill went up the hill to catch a pail of water. Jack fell down and dropped his fly and asked do u wanna¿? Jill said yes and dropped her dress. Jill forgot to take her pill and then they had a son
|
| Submitted
By: |
| Submitted
On: 2004-03-22 02:10:50 |
| Title:
leave me sum..i might just tal |
|
|
Message:
leave me sum..i might just talk 2 u....;-)
|
| Submitted
By: |
| Submitted
On: 2004-03-22 02:11:47 |
| Title:
be gone |
|
|
Message:
where is this going?
|
| Submitted
By: |
| Submitted
On: 2004-03-22 02:12:11 |
| Title:
if you know |
|
|
Message:
if you know whats good for you dont talk to me
|
| Submitted
By: |
| Submitted
On: 2004-03-22 02:12:56 |
| Title:
boyz |
|
|
Message:
boyz are like pieces of gum when one looses its flavor you spit that one out and pop in another
|
| Submitted
By: |
| Submitted
On: 2004-03-22 02:13:39 |
| Title:
fat kid |
|
|
Message:
Im out like a fat kid playin dodge ball
|
| Submitted
By: |
| Submitted
On: 2004-03-22 02:14:18 |
| Title:
Martin Luther King Jr. |
|
|
Message:
Martin Luther King, Jr. wakes up one morning with a wet spot on his bed. His mom comes in and asks him, whats that wet spot on your bed, and he points at it and says "I had a dream."
|
| Submitted
By: |
| Submitted
On: 2004-03-22 02:15:29 |
| Title:
bunny |
|
|
Message:
,;;, ,;;,
,;;;;;;;.¸ ¸;;;;;;'¸
;;;;;;;;;;:¸ ,:;;;;;;;;'¸
':;;;;;;;;;;'; ,:;;;;;;;;;;'¸
':;;;;;;;;;;',, ,:;;;;;;;;;;'¸
':;;;;;;;;;;;; ,;;;;;;;;;;;:
`·¸:;;;;;;;;¸ ¸;;;;;;;;;'
`·¸:;;;;;¸ ¸;;;;;;:´
`·¸:;;;¸.,.¸;;;;;·
¸.·;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
,,;;;;;´ `;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
`:;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
`·.;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
@;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
here comes peter cotton tail hoppin down the valley ale! o plz that is soooo for easter!
|
| Submitted
By: |
| Submitted
On: 2004-03-22 02:16:17 |
| Title:
P.I.M.P. |
|
|
Message:
yo im pimpin woulent be bac 4 a while if ya kno wut i mean
|
| Submitted
By: |
| Submitted
On: 2004-03-22 02:17:11 |
| Title:
wasting time |
|
|
Message:
Did you kno, as ur sitting here rite now ..reading this away message....well wait..sry bout my manners.how have u been ? IM good..thank u...Kinda busy..thats y i have this up..but yea life is good! ok..but back to the Did u kno...did u kno that as uve been reading this u have wasted about 15-20 (depending on how fast or slow u read) seconds of like UR LIFE? Tragic i kno! Sry bout that... ~Kyra~
|
| Submitted
By: |
| Submitted
On: 2004-03-22 02:17:38 |
| Title:
dumb blonde |
|
|
Message:
okay..there was 3 girls stuck on a stranded island...1 grl wuz a brunette the other red head and the other blonde. it wuzz 20 miles 2 actuall land so the grls decided that they'de try and swin so the red head...swam...12 milez then drowned...then the brunette swam 15 miles and drowned..........and then the blonde went she swam 19 miles...then got tired so she turned around and went bac to the stranded island............DUMB BLONDE [no offense]
|
| Submitted
By: |
| Submitted
On: 2004-03-22 02:18:04 |
| Title:
*2008* |
|
|
Message:
sEx DrUgS aCtiN fOoL
sMoKiN wEeD
sKiPpIn sKoOl
FucK tHa PaNtIeS
bUy a ThOnG
pArTy hArD aLl NiTe LoNg
hOeS sUcK n ThEN tHeY DiE
LoSeRs sUcK n sTiLL sTaY HiGh
DrInK tHa BaCaRdi
tAkE a sHoT
FucK tHa gUy yew ThInK iS hOt
sMoKe a BoWl n say
oowwwhhhweee wE'rE tHa BiTcHeS oF *20o8*
|
| Submitted
By: |
| Submitted
On: 2004-03-22 02:18:57 |