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Penguin |
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i never knew running into the wall would hurt as much as it did but here i am..on the floor..in a coma..hoping that my faithful penguin sends for help. last time this happened..the penguin just called me a bi0tch..took my shoes..and went to see the movie the Mask. to this day i still dont know if he liked it and whenever i ask he just calls me a slut and throws ice cubes at me!
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On: 2004-03-22 01:51:43 |
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gummie bears |
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Message:
A B C D E F G Gummie bears are chaseing me, one is red and one is blue, a yellow one stole my shoe!
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On: 2004-03-22 01:52:21 |
| Title:
computer broken down |
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Message:
(Your Name) computer is broken right now. This is her fridge. Now, you can leave a message, but say it slowly, so I can write it on a post-it note and stick it to myself.
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On: 2004-03-22 01:53:08 |
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fridge |
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Hello. Is your fridge running? Well mine is and I'm around the house trying to catch it. So I'll be back later.
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On: 2004-03-22 01:53:44 |
| Title:
fish in the sea |
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There are plenty more fish in the sea, but who wants to go out with a fish?
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On: 2004-03-22 01:53:59 |
| Title:
trick-or-treating |
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I'm out trick-or-treating on the highway dressed as a deer.
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On: 2004-03-22 01:54:14 |
| Title:
dodgeball |
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i'm out like the fat kid in dodgeball
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On: 2004-03-22 01:54:50 |
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fav |
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Message:
~~At Bootcamp I meAN dANCE CLASS~~
..::..XOX(NAME)XOX..::..
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On: 2004-03-22 01:55:27 |
| Title:
Lonely Lonely Man |
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Message:
I sit at the park on my favorite bench is it Tuesday, Wednesday or Thursday? Does it matter?
The only friends I have are the pigeons I feed from this dark blue bench. Deep in my heart I truly know they are not my real friends how could they be? For I feed these pigeons my Methadone so they come back...
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On: 2004-03-22 01:56:10 |
| Title:
out |
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Message:
there are place to go and people to see! maybe one of those people i am going to see will be a hot guy *prays*
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On: 2004-03-22 01:56:39 |
| Title:
yellow shirt |
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Message:
dancing at a club, drinking with some friends, working at my job, or making out with a hot guy. you pick. yeah you, in the yellow shirt! don't you think about it! pervert......(most likely doing step 1 or 4)
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On: 2004-03-22 01:57:54 |
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Sweet Boy |
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Message:
hey sweet boy....
u so fine.....
u took my guy off my mind
get a pen and write ur # on my hand....
oops i 4 got i got a man
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On: 2004-03-22 02:00:06 |
| Title:
Go Jump off a bridge |
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Please do everyone a favor, %n and go jump off a bridge
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On: 2004-03-22 02:00:34 |
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I left |
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Message:
Let's talk about right and lefts, ur right I left! :)
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On: 2004-03-22 02:01:55 |
| Title:
uhhh |
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Message:
here listin to my song.....
1....2.....3......4.... Go!!!
uhhh uhhh uhhh i think i hate thats why im not talkin so what am so afraid of im afraid you might kick my butttttt thats why im runnin from you!!!
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On: 2004-03-22 02:03:24 |
| Title:
here |
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Message:
If your bored you can talk to this
hey how you doin thats good. love that to. yea he sucks. you rock!!!
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On: 2004-03-22 02:07:37 |
| Title:
when sme one makes u mad remeb |
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When some one makes u mad it takes like 278 muscles to frown and only 42 to reach out and deck that person in the face!
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On: 2004-03-22 02:08:18 |
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abc |
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once upon a time there was a kid that went to skool and was learning the abc's well the teacher signed h.w. to the kids telling them to learn the first 4 letters of the alphbet so the boy went home and went to his mom that was seating at the computer doing something so the boy asked, what's the first letter of the alphbet shut up said that mom so then the little boy went to his dad that was watching the race car game and asked his dad what's the 2nd letter of the alphbet, so the dad says 47 hit em hard. then the little boy went to his lil sister that was watching batman and asked what's the 3rd letter of the alphbet so the lil sister said batman da da da da batman. so then the lil boy went to his lil brother on the toilet and asked what's the 4th letter of the alphbet and his lil brother said on the potty on the potty. So then the next day came and the lil boy went to skool and so the teacher asked him what was the first letter of the alphbet and so he said shut up and the teacher sent him to the principals office and so the principal asked him how many spankens do u want so he said 47 hit em hard and so the principal said who do u think u r¿? so he says batman da da da da da da batman. principal asked where can i contact your parents so he said on the potty on the potty.
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On: 2004-03-22 02:09:43 |
| Title:
the real jack and jill story n |
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Message:
Jack and Jill went up the hill to catch a pail of water. Jack fell down and dropped his fly and asked do u wanna¿? Jill said yes and dropped her dress. Jill forgot to take her pill and then they had a son
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On: 2004-03-22 02:10:50 |
| Title:
leave me sum..i might just tal |
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leave me sum..i might just talk 2 u....;-)
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On: 2004-03-22 02:11:47 |
