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grocery item |
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Message:
do i look like a grocery item to u cuz i see u checkin me out
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On: 2004-03-22 01:46:48 |
| Title:
Jack and Jill and eventuall y |
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Message:
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijauna. Jack got high unzipped his fly and said do you wanna. Jill said yes and dropped her dress and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son named Bill!
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On: 2004-03-22 01:47:08 |
| Title:
think about it |
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Message:
WHY
1) Why do you need your drivers license when your buying beer if you dont drink and drive??
2) Why do you buy cigaretts at a gas station if smoking is prohibited there?
3) Why is it when men talk to women sexually its sexual hara**ment but when women talk to me like that its $3.95 a minute?
THINK ABOUT THESE THINGS WHILE IM GONE!
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On: 2004-03-22 01:47:30 |
| Title:
retard |
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Message:
The first sign of retardastion is hair on ur nuckles
The second sign is looking for it!
haha bitch u just got played!!!! RETARD!!!
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On: 2004-03-22 01:47:51 |
| Title:
jack and jill the real story |
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Message:
Jack and Jill went up the hill to catch a pail of water. Jack fell down and dropped his fly and asked do u wannaż? Jill said yes and dropped her dress. Jill forgot to take her pill and then they had a son
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On: 2004-03-22 01:48:24 |
| Title:
u cant say s*** on television |
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Message:
omg there gonna say s*** there gonna say s*** on television u cant say s*** on television ..........ummmmmmmmmmmmm s*** i forg0t the rest
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On: 2004-03-22 01:49:07 |
| Title:
BEEEEEP! |
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Message:
Hi, ~*ur name*~ iz not here right now! if i waz here than y would i have an AWAY message ^?
a question 4 the ages! so how can u miss me if i dont go AWAY? Leave ur name and # @ the beep and i'll get back 2 u asap! luv lots!!!!!
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
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On: 2004-03-22 01:49:25 |
| Title:
Gotta Go |
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Message:
Why the other Niggaz hatin on me, Im the only nigga needin a mofo hatin, dig?
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On: 2004-03-22 01:50:18 |
| Title:
Michael Jackson |
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Message:
Once a boy asked his father,is God a girl or a boy
??His dad said both...then he asked if God was black or white??His dad said both...then he asked if God was Michael Jackson??!
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On: 2004-03-22 01:50:50 |
| Title:
I am what I eat! |
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Message:
I am what I eat, I am a (_____-favorite food). So guess what! I eat (____-favorite food). Its not ROCKET SCIENCE!
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On: 2004-03-22 01:51:13 |
| Title:
Penguin |
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Message:
i never knew running into the wall would hurt as much as it did but here i am..on the floor..in a coma..hoping that my faithful penguin sends for help. last time this happened..the penguin just called me a bi0tch..took my shoes..and went to see the movie the Mask. to this day i still dont know if he liked it and whenever i ask he just calls me a slut and throws ice cubes at me!
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On: 2004-03-22 01:51:43 |
| Title:
gummie bears |
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Message:
A B C D E F G Gummie bears are chaseing me, one is red and one is blue, a yellow one stole my shoe!
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On: 2004-03-22 01:52:21 |
| Title:
computer broken down |
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Message:
(Your Name) computer is broken right now. This is her fridge. Now, you can leave a message, but say it slowly, so I can write it on a post-it note and stick it to myself.
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On: 2004-03-22 01:53:08 |
| Title:
fridge |
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Message:
Hello. Is your fridge running? Well mine is and I'm around the house trying to catch it. So I'll be back later.
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On: 2004-03-22 01:53:44 |
| Title:
fish in the sea |
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Message:
There are plenty more fish in the sea, but who wants to go out with a fish?
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On: 2004-03-22 01:53:59 |
| Title:
trick-or-treating |
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Message:
I'm out trick-or-treating on the highway dressed as a deer.
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On: 2004-03-22 01:54:14 |
| Title:
dodgeball |
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Message:
i'm out like the fat kid in dodgeball
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On: 2004-03-22 01:54:50 |
| Title:
fav |
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Message:
~~At Bootcamp I meAN dANCE CLASS~~
..::..XOX(NAME)XOX..::..
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On: 2004-03-22 01:55:27 |
| Title:
Lonely Lonely Man |
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Message:
I sit at the park on my favorite bench is it Tuesday, Wednesday or Thursday? Does it matter?
The only friends I have are the pigeons I feed from this dark blue bench. Deep in my heart I truly know they are not my real friends how could they be? For I feed these pigeons my Methadone so they come back...
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On: 2004-03-22 01:56:10 |
| Title:
out |
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Message:
there are place to go and people to see! maybe one of those people i am going to see will be a hot guy *prays*
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On: 2004-03-22 01:56:39 |
