| Title:
Trick or treating |
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Message:
I am trick or treating on the highway dressed as a deer. TTYL (talk to ya later)
~!!*(name)*!!~
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On: 2004-03-22 01:21:47 |
| Title:
cat playing w/ away message |
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Message:
my cat is playing with my away message. it should be back soon, but it will probably be all cat spitty.
=^.^= (name here) =^.^=
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On: 2004-03-22 01:22:06 |
| Title:
the really real jack & jill st |
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Message:
jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marrahwanna, jack got high and dropped his fly and said "do ya wanna?", jill said "yes" and dropped her dress, and then they had some fun, jill forgot to take her pill, and now they have a son
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On: 2004-03-22 01:22:34 |
| Title:
Fridge |
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Message:
Hello. (NAME) isn't near the computer at the moment. This is her fridge. Please leave a message for (NAME) and she will reply in the order it was recieved. But please speak really slow, so I can write it on a sticky note and stick it to myself.
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On: 2004-03-22 01:23:06 |
| Title:
A little rhyme |
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Message:
Me not here. Me say bye. Leave me message, me reply.
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On: 2004-03-22 01:24:00 |
| Title:
bois are cheats and liers |
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Message:
Boys are Cheats and Liars,
They're such a big disgrace,
They will tell you anything to second base
-ball baseball he thinks he's gonna score,
if you let him go all the way then you are a whore
-ticulture studies flowers, geologists study rocks,
the only thing a guy wants from you is a place to put his cock
-roaches, beetles, butterflies and bugs,
nothing makes him happier than a giant pair of jugg
-lers and acrobats and dancing bear named Chuck,
All guys really want to do is forget it, no such luck!
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On: 2004-03-22 01:24:41 |
| Title:
HaHa |
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Message:
So Did it urt?
when i slaped you last night.
i know it hurt me.
be back when im out of jail.
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On: 2004-03-22 01:26:29 |
| Title:
CLOWNS |
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Message:
cant sleep... clowns will eat me... cant sleep... clowns will eat me... cant sleep... clowns will eat me... cant sleep... clowns will eat me... cant sleep... clowns will eat me... cant sleep... clowns will eat me... cant sleep... clowns will eat me... cant sleep... clowns will eat me... cant sleep... clowns will eat me...
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On: 2004-03-22 01:27:09 |
| Title:
Sueing Kellogs |
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Message:
I went to sue Kellogs. Why you ask? My rice krispies said Snap, Crackle, Fuck You!
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On: 2004-03-22 01:27:43 |
| Title:
Lemons |
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Message:
When life gives u lemons.........
squirt someone in the eye.
~*~(your name)~*~
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On: 2004-03-22 01:28:18 |
| Title:
Green monkeys |
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Message:
Ahhh! Green monkeys and purple people eaters are chasing me around my house! Help!! my address is: 937 Gary Ave. I need help fast!
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On: 2004-03-22 01:29:24 |
| Title:
From Scary Movie |
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Message:
From Scary Movie
"Run Bitch Run"
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On: 2004-03-22 01:30:32 |
| Title:
From Scary Movie |
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Message:
From Scary Movie
"Reporting for Black TV. White folks dead we getting the f**k out a here.
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On: 2004-03-22 01:31:11 |
| Title:
East to the sea |
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Message:
East to the sea
West to the land
Death to the bitch
Thats wat u r.
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On: 2004-03-22 01:31:32 |
| Title:
starin |
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Message:
havin a starin contest wit my wall
blink danm you
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On: 2004-03-22 01:32:20 |
| Title:
Curiosity |
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Message:
curious of where i am........ Curiosity killed the A$$!!
(im me at firerules89 and tell me if you like it)
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On: 2004-03-22 01:32:54 |
| Title:
Jack nd Jill (real true story) |
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Message:
sum bitch said she had dat story right but she didnt,dis is how it goes...Jack nd jill went up da hill ta smoke sum marjuana,jack got high unzipped his fly nd said do u wanna? jill said yea nd dropped her dress nd den day had sum fun, stupid jill forgot her pill nd now day have a son. Now wut,bitch? whos got da story right now?...sho nough not u!!
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On: 2004-03-22 01:33:50 |
| Title:
phone |
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Message:
"This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us." - Western Union internal memo, 1876. Phone call!
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On: 2004-03-22 01:34:36 |
| Title:
stupid |
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Message:
I've forgotten more than I've ever learned. So if you're reciving this away message, I'm off doing something stupid again
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On: 2004-03-22 01:35:28 |
| Title:
hmmmm |
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Message:
C'mon! This CAN'T be the self-destruct button. If it was, they wouldn't leave it lying around like this where anyone could push it! Hm, oh well...
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On: 2004-03-22 01:36:32 |
