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Jack and Jill |
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Message:
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana Jack got High unzipped his fly and said "do ya wunna?" Jill said yes and dropped her dress and then they had some fun stupid jill forgot her pill and now they have a son
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On: 2004-03-22 06:33:35 |
| Title:
Missing someone help |
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Message:
Missing Person
Name : { your name }
Age : { your age }
Martial status : { are u taken }
Drug use : { yes }
What kind if so : { what kind }
sex life : { yes }
when last : { date }
does anyone know where i am : { dont anwser )
Probally not, im most likely in the other room, dont call the cops, one i used drugs, and dont call my last person i had sex with's father because he will whoop my a**, any one lookin for me , no and if so dont, cause i garuntee ill be back
... ..... ......
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On: 2004-03-22 06:33:57 |
| Title:
the diff betwen us |
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Message:
What's the difference between me and you? So what's the difference between us? We can start at the status or we can just yell I'll be back and see if i mean it.
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On: 2004-03-22 06:34:12 |
| Title:
God and MJ |
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Message:
One day a boy went up to his dad and asked him: Dad is God black or white?¿
His dad said: Both
Then the boy asked: Is God a boy or a girl?¿
His dad answered: Both
Then the boy asked: Is God Micheal Jackson?¿
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On: 2004-03-22 06:35:18 |
| Title:
Donkey and Rooster |
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Message:
You have a donkey, I have a rooster. Your donkey eats my rooster's two feet. What do you have? Two feet of my c**k in your a**!
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On: 2004-03-22 06:36:45 |
| Title:
jack and jill |
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Message:
jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a bottle of beer. jack got hi unzipped his fly and asked jill if she would to. jill said yes unzipped her dress. lol
be back soon.
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On: 2004-03-22 06:37:14 |
| Title:
Dishes |
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Message:
Im doin' the FUCKIN' dishes.... wut the HELL else is new!!!
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On: 2004-03-22 06:37:31 |
| Title:
funny as heck |
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Message:
ok one day i just started laughing and was happy all day then i stopped during cla**. then after school i started laughing again cause my friend shook his @$$ in front of me and it was funny then he said somethin and i fell down in the snow laughing so thats just me what about you¿!¿
created by the happy crack gurl
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On: 2004-03-22 06:37:52 |
| Title:
drugs |
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Message:
Sex, Drugs, Acting Bad, Speed, Weed, Heart Attack, Fuck the panties, Buy a Thong, Party Hardy, All Night Long. Drink Tequila, Take a Shot, Fuck the Dude You Think is hot, Posers suck and then they die, Stoners f**k and still stay high! Smoke A Bowl.
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On: 2004-03-22 06:38:18 |
| Title:
missing |
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Message:
Who: (Your Name)
Age: (Your Age)
Last Seen: At(his or her) computer
Last Person She Spoke With: (The LAST person you spoke with)
Time Last Seen: %t
Date Last Seen: %d
If you have any information on her whereabouts, please call 1-800-CRIMETV and ask for somebody!
LARGE REWARD!
Regarding Reward:
Due to lack of funds, no reward will actually be given. It's just another one of our stupid gimmicks to get you to help us search for her. All proceeds benefit nobody. To hell with society.
Price's and participation may vary. See store for full details!
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On: 2004-03-22 06:38:36 |
| Title:
PaNtZ |
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Message:
My BoYfRiEnD ToOk OfF mY pAnTz... PlEaSe HoLd WhIlE i PuT tHeM bAcK oN!!!
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On: 2004-03-22 06:39:01 |
| Title:
rite mind |
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Message:
Sry Im not in my rite mind at dis moment and I only understand numbers. If you are bored type 235, if you like me as a friend type 589, if you like my a$$ type 647 if you wanna kill me type 66667 and if you love me more than I know type 143143 and i will brb
.·°·.*yr name*.·°·.
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On: 2004-03-22 06:39:16 |
| Title:
southern hospitality |
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Message:
Hey yall! I'm jus out havin some o that good ol southern hospitality fun! (so thats wut they're callin it theses days...)
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On: 2004-03-22 06:39:28 |
| Title:
bunny poop |
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Message:
right now I am sucking c*** out of a bunny so leave me alone
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NO YOU JUST DISTURBED MY SUCKING!!!!!
LEAVE ME IN PEACE SO I CAN FINISH MY SUCKING WORK
tHANK YOU!
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On: 2004-03-22 06:39:39 |
| Title:
Meow Mix |
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Message:
I like chiken i like liver meow mix meow mix please deliver Meow meow MEOW............
God Damit fluffy get off the computer
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On: 2004-03-22 06:40:03 |
| Title:
Meow Mix |
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Message:
I like chiken i like liver meow mix meow mix please deliver Meow meow MEOW............
God Damit fluffy get off the computer
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On: 2004-03-22 06:40:29 |
| Title:
Charlie Brown |
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Message:
By Shane Carlucci:
Sorry I'm not here right now, I am reading a never before read Charlie Brown Comic. In it Charlie Brown kicks the foot ball, Linus gives up his blanket & Peppermint Patty finally whips it out.
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On: 2004-03-22 06:40:42 |
| Title:
Cats |
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Message:
there was a cat and a rooster walking on a bridge, then the cat fell into the river and the rooster started laughing hysterically.. what is the moral of this story? where ever theres a wet p***y theres a happy c**k!!
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On: 2004-03-22 06:40:54 |
| Title:
Woman President |
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Message:
If a woman was president, We'd nuke a country every 28 days! ~ GTA: Vice City
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On: 2004-03-22 06:41:16 |
| Title:
I hate you |
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Message:
Of all the people I hate, I hate %b the most.
So right now I'm plotting %b's murder.
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On: 2004-03-22 06:41:26 |
