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lil song |
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Message:
it was brown and round like a baby ruth... bing bang i saw the whole tang 2 find out wat i'm talkin about go 2 http://www.flowgo.com/flowgo2_view.cfm?page_id=50354
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On: 2004-03-22 06:27:35 |
| Title:
**** me |
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Message:
eat me beat me bite me blow me suck me f**k me very slowly if u kiss me dont be sa**y use ur toung and make it sa**y...!!!!~*~
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On: 2004-03-22 06:27:46 |
| Title:
hide-n-go-..... |
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Message:
im sorry i am to busy playing hide-n-go-f**kyourself but when im dun mabye i will invite you next time i play?! brb
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On: 2004-03-22 06:28:00 |
| Title:
Lifes |
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Message:
Hey I am not here because I fell out my chair and it might take awhile befor I get back up! Ow call 911!!!
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On: 2004-03-22 06:28:11 |
| Title:
Lifes |
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Message:
Hey I am not here because I fell out my chair and it might take awhile befor I get back up! Ow call 911!!!
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On: 2004-03-22 06:28:25 |
| Title:
Keyboard |
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Message:
I wasn't sleeping. I was testing the keyboatd 4 drool resistance.
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On: 2004-03-22 06:28:39 |
| Title:
haha |
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Message:
guys act like d**ks to make up for the ones they dont have !!!!!!
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On: 2004-03-22 06:28:54 |
| Title:
Jack and Jill and Ghost |
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Message:
Little Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pale for Jack.
Jack cut off Jill's head
Then Jill was dead.
But don't worry, she'll be back.
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On: 2004-03-22 06:29:05 |
| Title:
Mom&Dad |
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Message:
One evening a mom and dad and two sons are watching TV. The dad gives the mom a look, and they head upstairs. The two little boys wonder what they are doing, so they go up to take a peek.
''Well,'' said the older boy, ''remember this when mom gets on your case for sucking your thumb!''
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On: 2004-03-22 06:29:29 |
| Title:
bye |
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Message:
sorry but i gotta go i know know
this little hottie make your downlow jus flow!!
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On: 2004-03-22 06:30:21 |
| Title:
RAinING MEN |
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Message:
Its raining men so if you will excuse me i gotta go outside
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On: 2004-03-22 06:30:43 |
| Title:
STEAMBOAT |
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Message:
dont get in the water while the steamboat is coming thru TOOT TOOT!!!!
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On: 2004-03-22 06:31:03 |
| Title:
WhY |
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Message:
YO WHY THE HELL R U SENDING ME A MESSAGE IF ITS KEYWORD IZ "AWAY" IN THE "AWAY MESSAGE" STOP IMING ME UR SO STUPID U GOT 2 LEARN WAT "AWAY" MEANS GO GET A DICTIONARY AND DEFINE THE WORD "AWAY".
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On: 2004-03-22 06:31:21 |
| Title:
Monkey |
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Message:
Where's my monkey? If he's with you, give him back, if he's at a party he'd better come back, if he's with is girlfriend...I will find out.
Inspired by my cousin(Her monkey ran away too).
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On: 2004-03-22 06:31:39 |
| Title:
hurting my head |
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Message:
hay im am just do u have eye sight loss or some thing??????cant u see the yellow pad in front of my screen name????????u are hurting my head y would u ceep im me like that??????? %n sont m me till~o ya i forgot that u have eye sight loss so i will tell u the date it is %d ok u got it?????
maby i will be unconfused when it is 11/40/74732423574375743574385738453457382735264574
ok
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On: 2004-03-22 06:31:54 |
| Title:
funny |
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Message:
Did you know that by listening to this away message, you have wasted 14 seconds of your life?
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On: 2004-03-22 06:32:11 |
| Title:
sex and math |
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Message:
Sex iz like math u add the bed subtract the clothes divide the legs and hope to god that u dont MULTIPLY!!!!!!!
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On: 2004-03-22 06:32:29 |
| Title:
Laughing at some guy |
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Message:
Some guys are like slinkies, it's fun to watch them fall down the stairs, OH! OH! OH! THERE'S ONE NOW, BRB!
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On: 2004-03-22 06:32:46 |
| Title:
LOVE |
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Message:
love is a sensation
caused by temptation
when a man sticks his inspiration
into a girls combonation
to increase the population
of a younger generation
do u get mi conversation
or do u need a demonstration?
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On: 2004-03-22 06:33:00 |
| Title:
Christmas(hehe) |
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Message:
Twas the the night b4 christmas
and all through the house
every1 felt shitty
even da mouse.
mom and the whorehouse
dad smoking gra**,
i'd just settled down 4 a nice peice of a**
when out on the lawn
i heard such a clatter
i sprung from my chair
to see wut was the matter
when out on da lawn i saw a big d**k
i new in a minute
it must be St. Nick
he came down the chimney
like a bat out of hell
i knew in a moment
the f**ker had fell
he stuffed all out stocking
with pretzals and beer
and a big ruber d**k 4 mi brother da queer
he rose up mi chimney
with a thunderous fart
that son of a bitch blew my chimney apart!
hw swore and he cursed
as he rode away,
PISS ON U ALL AND HAVE 1 HELL OF A DAY!
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On: 2004-03-22 06:33:23 |
