| Title:
nasty |
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Message:
eat me,
beat me,
bite me,
blow me,
suck me,
f**k me, very slowly,
if u kiss me dont be sa**y,
use ur toung and make it nasty!!
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On: 2004-03-22 06:24:16 |
| Title:
Physical |
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Message:
You know a doctor went too far during a physical when afterwards, they light a cigarette and ask," Was it as good for you as it was for me?"
Also, when a hot nurse is giving you a physical, and she gets in the vicinity of, well, ya know, how do you explain your sudden erection? Do you say, "Don't worry, it's just happy to see you?"
If you're wondering where I am, I am at the doctor's office getting a physical.
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On: 2004-03-22 06:24:32 |
| Title:
Drugs |
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Message:
Hello %n Im Not here right now because little green men are chasing me outside where it is raining doughnuts.
I SWARE IM NOT ON DRUGS!!
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On: 2004-03-22 06:24:52 |
| Title:
Britney Spears |
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Message:
Britney Spears is just like my computer...cheap, white, and plastic!
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On: 2004-03-22 06:25:07 |
| Title:
Quizzical |
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Message:
If a quiz is a quizzical...then what is a test?
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On: 2004-03-22 06:26:06 |
| Title:
When life gives you lemons... |
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Message:
When life gives you lemons, stuff them in your bra and make your chest look bigger.
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On: 2004-03-22 06:26:21 |
| Title:
Roses r red!!!!!! |
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Message:
Roses r red,
Pickels r green,
I like ur ASS,
And wuts in between!!!
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On: 2004-03-22 06:26:36 |
| Title:
MY HAIR |
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Message:
U MIGHT NOT BE BLOND BUT U SURE ARE DUMB LOL......
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On: 2004-03-22 06:26:52 |
| Title:
Kinky |
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Message:
Beat me,
Bite me,
Make me bleed,
Kinky sex is all I need!!!!
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On: 2004-03-22 06:27:06 |
| Title:
movie |
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Message:
iam watchin a movie. (not a dirty movie i all ready watched one )
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On: 2004-03-22 06:27:20 |
| Title:
lil song |
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Message:
it was brown and round like a baby ruth... bing bang i saw the whole tang 2 find out wat i'm talkin about go 2 http://www.flowgo.com/flowgo2_view.cfm?page_id=50354
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On: 2004-03-22 06:27:35 |
| Title:
**** me |
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Message:
eat me beat me bite me blow me suck me f**k me very slowly if u kiss me dont be sa**y use ur toung and make it sa**y...!!!!~*~
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By: |
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On: 2004-03-22 06:27:46 |
| Title:
hide-n-go-..... |
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Message:
im sorry i am to busy playing hide-n-go-f**kyourself but when im dun mabye i will invite you next time i play?! brb
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On: 2004-03-22 06:28:00 |
| Title:
Lifes |
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Message:
Hey I am not here because I fell out my chair and it might take awhile befor I get back up! Ow call 911!!!
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On: 2004-03-22 06:28:11 |
| Title:
Lifes |
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Message:
Hey I am not here because I fell out my chair and it might take awhile befor I get back up! Ow call 911!!!
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On: 2004-03-22 06:28:25 |
| Title:
Keyboard |
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Message:
I wasn't sleeping. I was testing the keyboatd 4 drool resistance.
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On: 2004-03-22 06:28:39 |
| Title:
haha |
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Message:
guys act like d**ks to make up for the ones they dont have !!!!!!
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On: 2004-03-22 06:28:54 |
| Title:
Jack and Jill and Ghost |
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Message:
Little Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pale for Jack.
Jack cut off Jill's head
Then Jill was dead.
But don't worry, she'll be back.
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| Submitted
On: 2004-03-22 06:29:05 |
| Title:
Mom&Dad |
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Message:
One evening a mom and dad and two sons are watching TV. The dad gives the mom a look, and they head upstairs. The two little boys wonder what they are doing, so they go up to take a peek.
''Well,'' said the older boy, ''remember this when mom gets on your case for sucking your thumb!''
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On: 2004-03-22 06:29:29 |
| Title:
bye |
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Message:
sorry but i gotta go i know know
this little hottie make your downlow jus flow!!
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On: 2004-03-22 06:30:21 |
