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i ran over da taco ball dog |
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Message:
"i"m curently driving arround in olde mexico. I'm lost & i dont know which way to go.I'm comfused, it was late & i was in a fog. Then i ran over Da Taco Bell Dog." so leave a message & i'll come back after i beat Adam to da wall!
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On: 2004-03-22 06:21:28 |
| Title:
Deep Shit |
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Message:
Whenevr you're in deep shit... use a pooper scooper
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On: 2004-03-22 06:21:45 |
| Title:
Llamaas |
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Message:
I a**ure you, no llamas were injured or killed in the creating, development, or typing of this away message....
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On: 2004-03-22 06:22:00 |
| Title:
Monkey |
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Message:
How Fast can you spank the Monkey?
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On: 2004-03-22 06:22:15 |
| Title:
humor |
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Message:
joke: what do you call a snail on a boat?....
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answer: a snailor lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol
hahah hohoho o you didnt get it? your not laughing I see. Well it is called having a sense of humor and I see that you dont have one. Pick one up at the Pharmacy. I told that you were coming. Also I scedualed an appointment with a sicologist very soon. lol
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On: 2004-03-22 06:22:41 |
| Title:
wat?¿ |
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Message:
One day, i was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they got closer... then it hit me!
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On: 2004-03-22 06:23:02 |
| Title:
screen!! |
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Message:
This is my away message. This means that I am NOT sitting at my computer starring blankly at the screen!!
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On: 2004-03-22 06:23:16 |
| Title:
halo |
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Message:
*~*~*~*I really am an angel, the horns are there to keep the halo up!*~*~*~*
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On: 2004-03-22 06:23:32 |
| Title:
If U want me 2 awnser? |
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Message:
Im not here but if u would please leave ur name, phone #, emergency #, social security #,ur best friends phone #, emergency #, and social security #, where u think i am, where u r right now, ur favorite food, ur friends favorite food, ur age, address, ur favorite movie, ur favorite drink, a 6-10 sentence paragraph on why im the coolest person u no, and 4 reasons why i should get back to u first! But for now just sshh because my computers naping and I dont want to wake it up it might beep at me again...
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On: 2004-03-22 06:23:45 |
| Title:
going to work |
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Message:
Yo yo i have to go to work i noe you like my d**k but wait
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On: 2004-03-22 06:24:02 |
| Title:
nasty |
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Message:
eat me,
beat me,
bite me,
blow me,
suck me,
f**k me, very slowly,
if u kiss me dont be sa**y,
use ur toung and make it nasty!!
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On: 2004-03-22 06:24:16 |
| Title:
Physical |
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Message:
You know a doctor went too far during a physical when afterwards, they light a cigarette and ask," Was it as good for you as it was for me?"
Also, when a hot nurse is giving you a physical, and she gets in the vicinity of, well, ya know, how do you explain your sudden erection? Do you say, "Don't worry, it's just happy to see you?"
If you're wondering where I am, I am at the doctor's office getting a physical.
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On: 2004-03-22 06:24:32 |
| Title:
Drugs |
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Message:
Hello %n Im Not here right now because little green men are chasing me outside where it is raining doughnuts.
I SWARE IM NOT ON DRUGS!!
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On: 2004-03-22 06:24:52 |
| Title:
Britney Spears |
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Message:
Britney Spears is just like my computer...cheap, white, and plastic!
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On: 2004-03-22 06:25:07 |
| Title:
Quizzical |
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Message:
If a quiz is a quizzical...then what is a test?
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On: 2004-03-22 06:26:06 |
| Title:
When life gives you lemons... |
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Message:
When life gives you lemons, stuff them in your bra and make your chest look bigger.
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On: 2004-03-22 06:26:21 |
| Title:
Roses r red!!!!!! |
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Message:
Roses r red,
Pickels r green,
I like ur ASS,
And wuts in between!!!
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On: 2004-03-22 06:26:36 |
| Title:
MY HAIR |
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Message:
U MIGHT NOT BE BLOND BUT U SURE ARE DUMB LOL......
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On: 2004-03-22 06:26:52 |
| Title:
Kinky |
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Message:
Beat me,
Bite me,
Make me bleed,
Kinky sex is all I need!!!!
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On: 2004-03-22 06:27:06 |
| Title:
movie |
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Message:
iam watchin a movie. (not a dirty movie i all ready watched one )
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On: 2004-03-22 06:27:20 |
