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Stupid Poem |
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Message:
rose r red
viloets are blue
why the hell are u reading my message!
now go away and also... SCREW YOU!
just kidding!
leave me a message
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On: 2004-03-22 06:16:21 |
| Title:
Undies |
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Message:
I see London, I see France, I see %n 's underpants. I can see that they are pink, But oh my goodness, do they stink!
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On: 2004-03-22 06:16:36 |
| Title:
sex=math in many ways |
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Message:
Sex is like math u + the bed - the cloths divide the legs and hope u dont multiply
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On: 2004-03-22 06:17:19 |
| Title:
christmas cheers |
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Message:
*clears throught*
it was the night befor christmas and all through the house every one felt shitty even the mouse. Mom at the whore house and dad smoking gra** i had just settled down for a nice peice of a**.when out on the lawn i heard such a chatter i sprung from my peice to see what was the matter when out on the lawn i saw a big d**k! i knew in a moment it must be saint nick.He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell i knew in a moment the f**ker had fell he filled our stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber d**k for my brother the queer. He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart the son of a bitch blew the chimney apart. He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight piss on you all and have a hell of a night...........
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On: 2004-03-22 06:18:07 |
| Title:
singers |
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Message:
Sweet lil hunnie,cute as can be, not even Ja Rule can put it on me.
Got the a** that no guy can pa** up,not even Juvenile can back dis a** up.
Da cutest girl you ever did see, maken Master P go 'Oohhwwee'.
Hottest lil chick you'll eva see,not even Nelly can ride with me.
N don't forget I rock everything you lack, even Fabolous told me ta holla back
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On: 2004-03-22 06:18:54 |
| Title:
im not here rite now |
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Message:
Im not here right now, but if you would like to call me on my cell phone.......buy me a cell phone
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On: 2004-03-22 06:19:26 |
| Title:
this ones for you |
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Message:
okai i dont get it, you are iming me when i have my away message up...whats the point of that.. usually when people have their away message up that means there away so why the f**k bother you dumba**.....
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On: 2004-03-22 06:19:43 |
| Title:
scream i n to the moniter |
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Message:
heyy, Im not herre right now but if you scream into the moniter, i might hear you
~*! ur name!*~
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On: 2004-03-22 06:20:05 |
| Title:
I know something |
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Message:
Hey you know what- I know something you dont know. you wanna hear it? do you really? maybe i'll tell you. it really is a secret. the most secretly secret i have ever known. you wanna know it? are you positive? ok here it is-I'M AWAY.
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On: 2004-03-22 06:20:22 |
| Title:
wizard of oz |
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Message:
im off to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of oz. we all go a lil crazy sometimes i just happened to go first! :-P
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On: 2004-03-22 06:21:10 |
| Title:
i ran over da taco ball dog |
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Message:
"i"m curently driving arround in olde mexico. I'm lost & i dont know which way to go.I'm comfused, it was late & i was in a fog. Then i ran over Da Taco Bell Dog." so leave a message & i'll come back after i beat Adam to da wall!
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On: 2004-03-22 06:21:28 |
| Title:
Deep Shit |
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Message:
Whenevr you're in deep shit... use a pooper scooper
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On: 2004-03-22 06:21:45 |
| Title:
Llamaas |
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Message:
I a**ure you, no llamas were injured or killed in the creating, development, or typing of this away message....
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On: 2004-03-22 06:22:00 |
| Title:
Monkey |
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Message:
How Fast can you spank the Monkey?
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On: 2004-03-22 06:22:15 |
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humor |
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Message:
joke: what do you call a snail on a boat?....
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answer: a snailor lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol
hahah hohoho o you didnt get it? your not laughing I see. Well it is called having a sense of humor and I see that you dont have one. Pick one up at the Pharmacy. I told that you were coming. Also I scedualed an appointment with a sicologist very soon. lol
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On: 2004-03-22 06:22:41 |
| Title:
wat?¿ |
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Message:
One day, i was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they got closer... then it hit me!
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On: 2004-03-22 06:23:02 |
| Title:
screen!! |
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Message:
This is my away message. This means that I am NOT sitting at my computer starring blankly at the screen!!
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On: 2004-03-22 06:23:16 |
| Title:
halo |
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Message:
*~*~*~*I really am an angel, the horns are there to keep the halo up!*~*~*~*
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On: 2004-03-22 06:23:32 |
| Title:
If U want me 2 awnser? |
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Message:
Im not here but if u would please leave ur name, phone #, emergency #, social security #,ur best friends phone #, emergency #, and social security #, where u think i am, where u r right now, ur favorite food, ur friends favorite food, ur age, address, ur favorite movie, ur favorite drink, a 6-10 sentence paragraph on why im the coolest person u no, and 4 reasons why i should get back to u first! But for now just sshh because my computers naping and I dont want to wake it up it might beep at me again...
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On: 2004-03-22 06:23:45 |
| Title:
going to work |
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Message:
Yo yo i have to go to work i noe you like my d**k but wait
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On: 2004-03-22 06:24:02 |
