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traffic |
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Message:
playing in traffic...
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On: 2004-03-22 01:10:54 |
| Title:
ZeBra ShOeS |
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Message:
If your walking down the street and a zebra eats your shoe, how many soda's can you fit in the freezer? NONE! Bears dont eat chicken.
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On: 2004-03-22 01:11:32 |
| Title:
sorry if u r blonde |
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Message:
okay..there was 3 girls stuck on a stranded island...1 grl wuz a brunette the other red head and the other blonde. it wuzz 20 miles 2 actuall land so the grls decided that they'de try and swin so the red head...swam...12 milez then drowned...then the brunette swam 15 miles and drowned..........and then the blonde went she swam 19 miles...then got tired so she turned around and went bac to the stranded island............DUMB BLONDE [no offense]
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On: 2004-03-22 01:12:12 |
| Title:
UZ A HOE |
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Message:
U kAlL mE a BiTcH
i KnO i KnO
bUt In Da WoRdZ oF LuDaRiS
UZ A HOE!!
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On: 2004-03-22 01:13:06 |
| Title:
Cleaning My Room |
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Message:
Cleaning my room
be back about 2093481092830912830912839128
hours past the time...;-)
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On: 2004-03-22 01:13:26 |
| Title:
bradd pitt |
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Message:
having sex wit bradd pitt!! be back later!!
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On: 2004-03-22 01:13:44 |
| Title:
friend, NOT |
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Message:
Your my friend, When I cry, you cry. When I laugh, I laugh. When you fall off a bridge, you can kiss my @$$!
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On: 2004-03-22 01:14:33 |
| Title:
Party!! |
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Message:
Party Hardy, Rock n Roll, Drink a Forty, Smoke a Bowl, Pretty soon you'll be fine... To be doin 69!!!
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On: 2004-03-22 01:15:39 |
| Title:
your pathetic |
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Message:
You want to know something pathetic yet funny, You actually taking the time to read my extremely boring message. (thats the pathetic part).the funny part is that I'm sitting in front of the computer screen ...laughing.
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On: 2004-03-22 01:16:04 |
| Title:
ne all da way |
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Message:
How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!
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On: 2004-03-22 01:16:26 |
| Title:
Boot camp:-( |
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Message:
Ay Bootcamp I MEAN...softball practice:'(
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On: 2004-03-22 01:17:02 |
| Title:
Beez |
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Message:
Ill i gotta say is buzz off nd let me bee! Got it get it GOOD
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On: 2004-03-22 01:17:24 |
| Title:
the real story of jack and jil |
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Message:
jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some mariguana
Jack got high and dropped his fly and said "do ya wanna?"
Jill said yes and dropped her dress and then they had some fun
but stupid jill forgot her pill so now they have a sun
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On: 2004-03-22 01:17:56 |
| Title:
Love |
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Message:
love is special
love is kind
and love is something
that shouldnt rhyme
SO SKREW IT!!!!
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On: 2004-03-22 01:18:30 |
| Title:
brb |
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Message:
sorry cant talk right now, im doin somethin you dont even want to know about!! Trust me!!
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On: 2004-03-22 01:18:53 |
| Title:
ummm |
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Message:
I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive, but suidice is a crime!
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On: 2004-03-22 01:19:24 |
| Title:
cry me a river |
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Message:
I'm not here right now, so cry me a river, build me a bridge, and get over it
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On: 2004-03-22 01:19:50 |
| Title:
Cry me a river |
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Message:
Im not here now, so cry me a river, build me a bridge and get over it.
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On: 2004-03-22 01:20:09 |
| Title:
I have to get out and stretch |
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Message:
To Linkin Parks Numb:
My Butt's become so numb
I cant feel it there
Its become so tired so much more not there
Its becoming painful
All I want to do
Is get up and stretch
and be away from you!
like it! Well my butt is numb so bbl!
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On: 2004-03-22 01:20:56 |
| Title:
HANGIN |
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Message:
Well Legolas,Pip,Merry,Gimli,Aragorn,
Sam,Piper,Phoebe,Paige,Leo and I are all hanging out. And if you have no clue who these people are then look them up in the yellow pages. If you cant find them there then call me or e-mail me but dont IM cuz I will just ignore you. The first 6 live in middle earth and the next 4 live in San Fransico. But dont mess with either groups. They dont like you.The only like me. And of course my friend Brittany...oh wait nevermind they only like me! BBL!
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On: 2004-03-22 01:21:22 |