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the Schitt family |
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Do u know Jack Schitt?
Well, first there was Jack Schitt who married Noe Schitt. They had 6 children...Bull Schitt, Giva Schitt, Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Deep Schitt,and Dip Schitt. Jack Schitt's Parents were Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt. Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt. Noe Schitt then divorced Sack Schitt and married all this Schitt.
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On: 2004-03-22 03:46:11 |
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pillsburry doe boy |
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Message:
wat do you gte when you get a red haired doll with a pills bury doe boy?
a red heades bitch with a yeist infection
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On: 2004-03-22 03:46:56 |
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dog |
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Message:
my dog ate my away message
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On: 2004-03-22 03:47:25 |
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priceless |
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Message:
1 pair of aercrombie blue jeans....$50
1 pair of air foucre 1s.........$70
1 pair of boxers from target......$12
1 shrit from holoster...........$30
1 pair of nikey socks..........$10
all of this on my bedroom floor......priceless
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On: 2004-03-22 03:48:08 |
| Title:
i can't hear you |
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Message:
la-la-la-la, i can't hear you
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On: 2004-03-22 03:48:52 |
| Title:
Yankee Doodle |
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Message:
Yankee Doodle Went to a riding on his mother
Everytime they hit a bump he h another brother
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On: 2004-03-22 03:49:51 |
| Title:
bored w/ yo mom |
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Message:
I am getting really bored spending time with your mom %n. Maybe its time for you to call me and we can do something.(your number).
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On: 2004-03-22 03:50:28 |
| Title:
Women only pleaze |
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Message:
If I got rid of all the men in the world and only the ugly women, I think I would be happy.
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On: 2004-03-22 03:51:03 |
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DUMB BLONDE |
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Message:
okay..there was 3 girls stuck on a stranded island...1 grl wuz a brunette the other red head and the other blonde. it wuzz 20 miles 2 actuall land so the grls decided that they'de try and swin so the red head...swam...12 milez then drowned...then the brunette swam 15 miles and drowned..........and then the blonde went she swam 19 miles...then got tired so she turned around and went bac to the stranded island............DUMB BLONDE [no offense]
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On: 2004-03-22 03:51:46 |
| Title:
sweet |
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Message:
IM SWEET AS HEAVEN HOT AS HELL IM THE FINEST GURL AS U CAN TELL!
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On: 2004-03-22 03:52:40 |
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pic |
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Message:
take a picture it will last longer
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On: 2004-03-22 03:53:04 |
| Title:
dont mess |
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Message:
dont mess dont mess dont mess wit the best cuz the best dont mess dont fool dont fool dont fool with the cool cuz the cool dont fool
from the east coast to the west coast
out ballers are the best u got to B-E-A-T beat 'em
u got to B-U-S-T bust 'em
thats our custom
readjust 'em
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On: 2004-03-22 03:53:45 |
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# |
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Message:
LiKe wHuT U SeE?¿? CaLL 1-800-YOU-WISH
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On: 2004-03-22 03:54:37 |
| Title:
heaven hell? |
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Message:
i was 2 bad 2 go 2 heaven but wen i was in hell i hit on the devil 2 much
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On: 2004-03-22 03:55:43 |
| Title:
heaven hell |
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Message:
heaven wont ahve me and hell's afraid ill take it ova!
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On: 2004-03-22 03:56:30 |
| Title:
beautiful |
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Message:
roses r red violets r blu god made me beautiful wut happened 2 u??!
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On: 2004-03-22 03:57:36 |
| Title:
men |
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Message:
god made men first cuzz u allways make a rough draft b4 a masterpiece!
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On: 2004-03-22 03:58:13 |
| Title:
men |
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Message:
god made men first cuzz u allways make a rough draft b4 a masterpiece!
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On: 2004-03-22 03:59:56 |
| Title:
god |
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Message:
a little boy asked his father "daddy is god a man or a woman?" his father said "both". then the little boy asked "daddy is god white or black?" his father answered "both". Then the little boy asked " daddy is god michael jackson???"
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On: 2004-03-22 04:01:38 |
| Title:
snoopy |
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Message:
_.'__ `.
.--(#)(#)---/#\
.' @ /###\
: , #####
`-..__.-' _.-\###/
`;_: `"'
'"""""`.
/, ,\
// \\
`-._______.-'
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sNoOpY
im goin 2 find snoopy...BBL
~*(ur name)*~
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On: 2004-03-22 04:03:16 |
