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are you sure you want to know? |
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You don't want to know where i am...
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On: 2004-03-22 03:07:04 |
| Title:
in the shower..... |
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Message:
in the shower gettin all fresh an clean 4 you %n yup 4 u.....lol jk i'm in the shower bbs %n :-P
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On: 2004-03-22 03:08:49 |
| Title:
Do you know jack schitt? |
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Message:
Do u know Jack Schitt?
Well, first there was Jack Schitt who married Noe Schitt. They had 6 children...Bull Schitt, Giva Schitt, Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Deep Schitt,and Dip Schitt. Jack Schitt's Parents were Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt. Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt. Noe Schitt then divorced Sack Schitt and married all this Schitt. ........right now i'm in a lotta schitt so bbl
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On: 2004-03-22 03:10:03 |
| Title:
get over it! |
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Message:
i no u love me and i no u r sad i am away,but guess what................GET OVER IT!!!
*~*leave me some txt*~*
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On: 2004-03-22 03:10:43 |
| Title:
obviously! |
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Message:
I'm obviously in alburqurque!
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On: 2004-03-22 03:12:15 |
| Title:
IF U |
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Message:
if u muh homboy holla back if u muh family member i'll call u back if u muh man I LOVE YOU if u a bill collecter nigga FUCK YOU
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On: 2004-03-22 03:14:53 |
| Title:
a TREE |
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Message:
ASK ME IF I AM A TREE.....
.......R U A TREE?
............NO!!!
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On: 2004-03-22 03:43:12 |
| Title:
no need to be discouraged |
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Message:
As I was driving home from work one day, I stopped to watch a
local Little League baseball game that was being played in a
park near my home.
As I sat down behind the bench on the first-base line, I asked
one of the boys what the score was.
"We're behind 14 to nothing," he answered with a smile on his
face.
"Really," I said. "I have to say you don't look very
discouraged."
"Discouraged?" the boy asked with a puzzled look.
"Why should we be discouraged?
We haven't even been up to bat yet."
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On: 2004-03-22 03:44:25 |
| Title:
blonde jokes |
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Message:
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that...
**she called me to get my phone number!
**she spent 20 minutes looking at the ornage juice box bcuz it said "concentrate"!
**she put lipstick on her forehead bcuz she wanted to makeup her mind!
**she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
**she sent me a fax with a stamp on it!
**she tried to drown a fish!
**she thought a quarterback was a refund!
**she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!
**she tripped over a cordless phone!
**she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
**she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store!
**she studied for a blood test!
**she thought meow mix was a Cd for cats!
**when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home she moved!
**when she missed the 44 bus she took the 22 bus twice instead!
**when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that sadi "airport left" she turned around and went home!
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On: 2004-03-22 03:45:04 |
| Title:
CAT |
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Message:
Meow Meow MEOW MEOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Try doing that in the middle of cla** and see what your teacher says.
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On: 2004-03-22 03:45:40 |
| Title:
the Schitt family |
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Message:
Do u know Jack Schitt?
Well, first there was Jack Schitt who married Noe Schitt. They had 6 children...Bull Schitt, Giva Schitt, Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Deep Schitt,and Dip Schitt. Jack Schitt's Parents were Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt. Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt. Noe Schitt then divorced Sack Schitt and married all this Schitt.
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On: 2004-03-22 03:46:11 |
| Title:
pillsburry doe boy |
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Message:
wat do you gte when you get a red haired doll with a pills bury doe boy?
a red heades bitch with a yeist infection
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On: 2004-03-22 03:46:56 |
| Title:
dog |
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Message:
my dog ate my away message
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On: 2004-03-22 03:47:25 |
| Title:
priceless |
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Message:
1 pair of aercrombie blue jeans....$50
1 pair of air foucre 1s.........$70
1 pair of boxers from target......$12
1 shrit from holoster...........$30
1 pair of nikey socks..........$10
all of this on my bedroom floor......priceless
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On: 2004-03-22 03:48:08 |
| Title:
i can't hear you |
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Message:
la-la-la-la, i can't hear you
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On: 2004-03-22 03:48:52 |
| Title:
Yankee Doodle |
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Message:
Yankee Doodle Went to a riding on his mother
Everytime they hit a bump he h another brother
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On: 2004-03-22 03:49:51 |
| Title:
bored w/ yo mom |
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Message:
I am getting really bored spending time with your mom %n. Maybe its time for you to call me and we can do something.(your number).
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On: 2004-03-22 03:50:28 |
| Title:
Women only pleaze |
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Message:
If I got rid of all the men in the world and only the ugly women, I think I would be happy.
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On: 2004-03-22 03:51:03 |
| Title:
DUMB BLONDE |
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Message:
okay..there was 3 girls stuck on a stranded island...1 grl wuz a brunette the other red head and the other blonde. it wuzz 20 miles 2 actuall land so the grls decided that they'de try and swin so the red head...swam...12 milez then drowned...then the brunette swam 15 miles and drowned..........and then the blonde went she swam 19 miles...then got tired so she turned around and went bac to the stranded island............DUMB BLONDE [no offense]
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On: 2004-03-22 03:51:46 |
| Title:
sweet |
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Message:
IM SWEET AS HEAVEN HOT AS HELL IM THE FINEST GURL AS U CAN TELL!
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On: 2004-03-22 03:52:40 |
