| Title:
dude?!?!? |
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Message:
dude i am away... but how far dude... the world may never no... omg, wu t if i never come back..........................
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On: 2004-03-22 02:53:53 |
| Title:
~!*BASEBALL*!~ |
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Message:
If u luv baseball go see a game
If u kinda like baseball jus watch it on tv
If u hate baseball dont talk 2 me
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On: 2004-03-22 02:54:50 |
| Title:
women controllin men |
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Message:
US women control the men in socirty today...if they piss us off, we kick them in the nutes and they are laying on the ground crying!!
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On: 2004-03-22 02:55:59 |
| Title:
I'm Away! |
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Message:
!!!!!I'm away!!!!!
If I like you leave a message...
If I dont,dont bother...
If you love me let me know...
If you don't think you do don't
front cause you know you do,
so let it show...
If you hate me...
Say that too...
Just be ready for what I have to say when I get back to you!
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On: 2004-03-22 02:57:36 |
| Title:
refridgerator |
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Message:
(ur name)'s away message is brok right now and this is her refridgerator. Now you can leave a message, but say it slow so I can write it on a post-it-note and stick it to myself!
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On: 2004-03-22 02:58:56 |
| Title:
Hairy Monkey |
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Message:
HELP! HELP!
I'M BEING ATTACKED BY BIG HAIRY MONKEYS!
CAN'T TALK ON AIM...
My Epitaph:
, to %t, %d.
Could not come to aim even when %n was trying to aim me,
Will always be remebered for being hara**ed by big hairy monkeys...
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On: 2004-03-22 02:59:51 |
| Title:
nickle tickle dickle pickle |
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Message:
ill give u a nickle if u tickle my d**kle u pickle!!!
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On: 2004-03-22 03:01:33 |
| Title:
no1 is a... |
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Message:
no1 is a vergin god skrewed us all!!
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On: 2004-03-22 03:03:03 |
| Title:
Boys are DOGS |
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Message:
.:*Sit down,
..:*Hold on,
...:*shut up
Stop staring at me
Roll over
BbW
hOlLa @TcHa GiRlIe
xOx,
( 1st and middle name)
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On: 2004-03-22 03:04:25 |
| Title:
bus |
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Message:
Have You ever taken a bus? Well I have and I need to go return it b4 i get in trouble.
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On: 2004-03-22 03:06:04 |
| Title:
are you sure you want to know? |
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Message:
You don't want to know where i am...
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On: 2004-03-22 03:07:04 |
| Title:
in the shower..... |
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Message:
in the shower gettin all fresh an clean 4 you %n yup 4 u.....lol jk i'm in the shower bbs %n :-P
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On: 2004-03-22 03:08:49 |
| Title:
Do you know jack schitt? |
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Message:
Do u know Jack Schitt?
Well, first there was Jack Schitt who married Noe Schitt. They had 6 children...Bull Schitt, Giva Schitt, Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Deep Schitt,and Dip Schitt. Jack Schitt's Parents were Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt. Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt. Noe Schitt then divorced Sack Schitt and married all this Schitt. ........right now i'm in a lotta schitt so bbl
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On: 2004-03-22 03:10:03 |
| Title:
get over it! |
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Message:
i no u love me and i no u r sad i am away,but guess what................GET OVER IT!!!
*~*leave me some txt*~*
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On: 2004-03-22 03:10:43 |
| Title:
obviously! |
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Message:
I'm obviously in alburqurque!
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On: 2004-03-22 03:12:15 |
| Title:
IF U |
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Message:
if u muh homboy holla back if u muh family member i'll call u back if u muh man I LOVE YOU if u a bill collecter nigga FUCK YOU
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On: 2004-03-22 03:14:53 |
| Title:
a TREE |
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Message:
ASK ME IF I AM A TREE.....
.......R U A TREE?
............NO!!!
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On: 2004-03-22 03:43:12 |
| Title:
no need to be discouraged |
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Message:
As I was driving home from work one day, I stopped to watch a
local Little League baseball game that was being played in a
park near my home.
As I sat down behind the bench on the first-base line, I asked
one of the boys what the score was.
"We're behind 14 to nothing," he answered with a smile on his
face.
"Really," I said. "I have to say you don't look very
discouraged."
"Discouraged?" the boy asked with a puzzled look.
"Why should we be discouraged?
We haven't even been up to bat yet."
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On: 2004-03-22 03:44:25 |
| Title:
blonde jokes |
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Message:
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that...
**she called me to get my phone number!
**she spent 20 minutes looking at the ornage juice box bcuz it said "concentrate"!
**she put lipstick on her forehead bcuz she wanted to makeup her mind!
**she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
**she sent me a fax with a stamp on it!
**she tried to drown a fish!
**she thought a quarterback was a refund!
**she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!
**she tripped over a cordless phone!
**she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
**she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store!
**she studied for a blood test!
**she thought meow mix was a Cd for cats!
**when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home she moved!
**when she missed the 44 bus she took the 22 bus twice instead!
**when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that sadi "airport left" she turned around and went home!
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On: 2004-03-22 03:45:04 |
| Title:
CAT |
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Message:
Meow Meow MEOW MEOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Try doing that in the middle of cla** and see what your teacher says.
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On: 2004-03-22 03:45:40 |
