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~*You not a dog so please stop droolin over me ...Stop it please!!!! Now look your spit is on the floor in a puddle....Stop!!!!

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hi i think im snoozin right now and if you dont know what snooz means well that means im sleeping and when im sleeping i cant talk/type so that is y im not talking/typing to you inless i can sleep talk or sleep type but otherwise i cant talk to you at all nope not at all! you know y cuz im snoozing and if you dont know what snoozin means well that meansim sleeping and if im sleepin i cant talk/type so that is y i am not talking/typing to u inless i can sleep talk or sleep type but i dont so i may b sleeping or i just might not want to talk to you so i put this away message on just so you will think i am sleeping even if i am just sitting here looking at my computer screen and u r wherever u r reading this and i just wasted a whole lot of your time i am still wasting your time if your r still reading this! well i guess i will be nice to you and let u go! but remember i may be snoozing (u should know what snoozing emans by now) or maybe im just sitting if front of my computer cuase i dont want ot talk to u! bye!

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God made ribers God made lakes God made %n God made mistakes!

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Hey i am having my hourly spaz right about now so i cant talk bye!

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A group of blondes walk into a bar. One of the women tells the bartender to line up a row of drinks for all of them. The gals lift their gla**es and toast, "Here's to 51 days!" and they proceed to down their drinks. Once again, they tell the bartender to "line 'em up", and once again they toast 51 days and down their drinks. The bartender says, "I don't get it. Why in the world are you toasting 51 days?" One of the blondes explains, "We just finished a jigsaw puzzle. It had written on the box '2-4 years,' but we finished it in 51 days!"

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hey %n you have reached (your name) palace of love and im not here right now so leave one and i will get bakc to ya later

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SO...the elephant says to the camel "why do you have 2 boobs on your back?" the camel replies "that's a pretty stupid question coming from someone who has a d**k on their face"

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duuuuuuuuude, im probably like here... maybe not physically but totally spiritually dude and when i get back in my physical state of being, i will talk to you

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dude i am away... but how far dude... the world may never no... omg, wu t if i never come back..........................

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If u luv baseball go see a game If u kinda like baseball jus watch it on tv If u hate baseball dont talk 2 me

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US women control the men in socirty today...if they piss us off, we kick them in the nutes and they are laying on the ground crying!!

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!!!!!I'm away!!!!! If I like you leave a message... If I dont,dont bother... If you love me let me know... If you don't think you do don't front cause you know you do, so let it show... If you hate me... Say that too... Just be ready for what I have to say when I get back to you!

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(ur name)'s away message is brok right now and this is her refridgerator. Now you can leave a message, but say it slow so I can write it on a post-it-note and stick it to myself!

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HELP! HELP! I'M BEING ATTACKED BY BIG HAIRY MONKEYS! CAN'T TALK ON AIM... My Epitaph: , to %t, %d. Could not come to aim even when %n was trying to aim me, Will always be remebered for being hara**ed by big hairy monkeys...

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ill give u a nickle if u tickle my d**kle u pickle!!!

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no1 is a vergin god skrewed us all!!

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.:*Sit down, ..:*Hold on, ...:*shut up Stop staring at me Roll over BbW hOlLa @TcHa GiRlIe xOx, ( 1st and middle name)

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Have You ever taken a bus? Well I have and I need to go return it b4 i get in trouble.