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Canada Sux |
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Message:
Canada Sux because:
1. They Just Do!
2. They have no Bada$$es
3. They Follow the 2nd Sukyest Contry England
5. They can'y get a tan
If u can't fing anymore answers while i'm away you Suk Because your CANADIAN!
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On: 2004-03-22 02:19:37 |
| Title:
Metal Staff |
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Message:
I'll be right back. I've just stepped outside to practice my moves so I can quite thoroughly beat the crap out of people with my metal staff. Bug me, and I'll hunt you down and beat you to death.
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On: 2004-03-22 02:20:09 |
| Title:
1500 Pieces |
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Message:
My brain's been scattered into 1500 pieces. I'm going to try and put it back together. It might take a few weeks, but I'll get the jigsaw puzzle together. ^.^
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On: 2004-03-22 02:20:25 |
| Title:
fuck u, u fuckin fuck |
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Message:
g_ ~ f_ck ~ y_ur ~ s_lf
would u like to buy a vowel??
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On: 2004-03-22 02:20:44 |
| Title:
Bus Driver |
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Message:
:: Theres this Lil Boy who gets on a city bus. He sits right behind the bus drive and starts talkin. He says " If my mom was an elephant and my dady was an elephant, i would be a ababy elephant. the bus driver sighed. And he says " If my dad was a bull and my mom was a cow I would be a bay bull. So the bus driver gets really P-O'd and says " What if your mom was a prostitute and your dad was gay". And the kid goes " then I'd be a bus driver". LOL
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On: 2004-03-22 02:21:09 |
| Title:
A reason against belief |
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Message:
"We wouldn't have to wipe our @ss if there truly was a god"
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On: 2004-03-22 02:21:31 |
| Title:
Wasted Effort |
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Message:
"I hate when I accomplish something in a dream that took a lot of effort, because when I wake up, I realize I did all that sh*t for nothing"
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On: 2004-03-22 02:21:57 |
| Title:
Vampires in the sun |
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Message:
"If you see a vampire during the day, he's just working overtime"
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On: 2004-03-22 02:22:18 |
| Title:
funny |
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Message:
all my friends have there away messages on .......so i guess if u cant beat them ....JOIN THEM!!
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On: 2004-03-22 02:22:49 |
| Title:
kissy kissy |
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Message:
.:*a peach is a peach
*:.a plum is a plum
.:*a kiss isnt a kiss
*:.with out some tounge
.:*so open your mouth,
*:.close your eyes, and
.:*give your tounge some excercise!
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On: 2004-03-22 02:23:31 |
| Title:
do ya think i care? |
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Message:
:: The Dirty Lookz - The Jealous Stares ::
......:: ..The Best Part Is.. ::......
:: Y o u T h i n k I C a r e ::
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On: 2004-03-22 02:25:45 |
| Title:
cool |
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Message:
SwEeT sExY
OnE oF a KiNd
ThErE aInT nO dOuBt
IlL bLoW yA mInD
Im ThAt MiNd ShOcKiN
BoDy RoCkIn
SiTtIn HiGh
LoOkIn FlY
PrEtTy SlIcK
SeXy ChIcK
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On: 2004-03-22 02:27:16 |
| Title:
it is ok |
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Message:
¤*You Can Think Ur Prettier than Me..Its Okay to Lie to Yourself Every once in a while!!* ¤
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On: 2004-03-22 02:28:11 |
| Title:
jealous |
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Message:
¸.·*¨`»~SeXy LiL bItCh~
*CuTe LiL hUnNi*
?¿Me JealOuS Of U?¿
-HaHa-
~UR FUNNY~
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On: 2004-03-22 02:28:51 |
| Title:
Hmmm NOPE!! |
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Message:
*DiRtY LooKz
JeAlOuZ StArEz
dA FuNny ParT is...
Do I CaRe?
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On: 2004-03-22 02:30:12 |
| Title:
switched |
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Message:
Hi. This is YOUR NAME's vacuum cleaner. Her appliances have switched jobs again, and I get to answer the phone 'cause my old job sucked. So leave a message after you hear the beep, and you can be sure it's in the bag.
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On: 2004-03-22 02:30:58 |
| Title:
Star trick |
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Message:
*
**
***
****
*****
******
*******
********
*******
******
*****
****
***
**
*
Away
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On: 2004-03-22 02:32:10 |
| Title:
Dr.Seuss |
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Message:
Dr. Seuss' lost tounge twister
see if you can do this:
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumba** cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top. Betcha you can't resist pa**ing it on.
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On: 2004-03-22 02:33:36 |
| Title:
history |
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Message:
iF hIsToRy NeVeR sToPs, WhEn dOeS tHe FuRtUrE sTaRt?¿¿?
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On: 2004-03-22 02:35:11 |
| Title:
death to the IM language |
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Message:
"Everytime you say "omg" a rabbit dies"
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On: 2004-03-22 02:36:41 |
